cass

[cass @couchnapsupreme]

@MiniGeese @adeepindigo did you ever figure this out? it’s happening in my game too and i can’t find a fix

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[Nick Godin @FlyingOrr]

me when someone hurts Patrice Bergeron

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Just drove home without gps i could be on that show Survivor

[cass @couchnapsupreme]

the sexiest thing about me is i couldn't name one luke bryan song

[cass @couchnapsupreme]

i may be sorta boring now but at least drinking and going to bars isn’t my entire personality hahahaha

[cass @couchnapsupreme]

me watching olympic figure skating: how are they not dizzy

[Fluto Shinzawa @FlutoShinzawa]

Brad Marchand is in. Just a scratch for the Lamborghini.

[cass @couchnapsupreme]

as a stephen king stan i am EMBARASSED that i didn’t know they were remaking salem’s lot

[cass @couchnapsupreme]

being in a healthy and loving relationship after being in so many shitty ones is so wild. like aren’t you going to yell at me or something??? invalidate my feelings??? make me cry???? no? wow i love it here

[cass @couchnapsupreme]

the thought of me moving across the country in september is pretty wild even though i’ve been talking about doing it for the past like 5 years HAHA

[cass @couchnapsupreme]

if the world doesn’t improve even one iota i’m gonna have to start doing drugs again

[glennis ❤️‍🔥 @theglennisshow]

the feminine urge to shave your big toe before a hookup

[cass @couchnapsupreme]

i never realized how awful the people in boston are until i came to california

[cass @couchnapsupreme]

the world is literally ending and I’ll maybe make it to 40 if I’m lucky so i’m gonna keep doing my dumb little skincare routine and letting spotify tell me I’m a loser every december

[cass @couchnapsupreme]

they should give purple hearts to people who looked at thinspo blogs in 2010