Jonah Collazo

I was thrown out of the League of Shadows because I was the only one who needed a night light… Click the link for a great podcast, MINE!!

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Man to this day I still can’t do my laundry without thinking @erniehalter

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This is the moment when I realized @ThatKevinSmith really do be hiking that Runyon Canyon. Look at them calves! So that’s what he’s hiding under them jorts!

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Sometimes I like to order a pizza for carry out and after I pick up I go to an automatic car wash and eat it while the car does its thing. Ok bye.

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@McDonalds shout out to your Anaheim, CA location on N Lemon St for hiring nothing but straight baddies!!

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This dog is giving me the evil eye

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I just learned how to make stickers from my photos and I’m such a happy duck!!

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@mehgerz

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Sometimes you put on One Moment More by @mindysmithmusic and have a good cry.

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@mehgerz Do the Mitch Hedberg’s one long curvy tooth

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@ThatKevinSmith

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Do you ever make duck noises when you’re walking to cover up your own farts?

Me neither…

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Me doing the walk of shame with a weeks worth of coffee cups from my room.

My mom: Oh wow, there’s all my cups!

Me: Oh wow, you magically get 20/20 vision when it’s non of your business!

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Foods been at the bottom of the food chain for to long I’m pretty sure it’s plotting something.

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@justkiddingju My day started at 3 so this is me holding on to this question for later in the day!

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Would you rather pee out a marble or shit out a softball?

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@marcbernardin

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@marcbernardin have you seen the #MilestoneGenerations documentary on @hbomax? I would really love to hear your opinion on the doc and any experience you have with Milestone.

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@letterboxd

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@letterboxd Poolhall Junkies

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I just watched a beautiful video of a deaf person meeting a Captain America at Disney who surprisingly also knew how to sign but my dumb ass kept trying to put the volume up on my phone to hear what they were saying.