Scott Brairton

Tweets about soccer, US Men's Team, MLS, and Yanks Abroad. Not much else.

[Scott Brairton @couchtoast]

@DNVR_Rapids RIP 4th of July game. Wonder what Commerce City will do for fireworks show.

[AS Monaco EN 🇲🇨 @AS_Monaco_EN]

🎁 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐘 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐀 𝐆𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐀𝐖𝐀𝐘? 🎁

To win Balogun's jersey:

❤️🔄 Like & repost
💬 Comment "BALOGUN"
✅ Follow @AS_Monaco_EN

We will announce the winner on the 31st of December. Good luck! 🫡

[Scott Brairton @couchtoast]

@AS_Monaco_EN @balogun @USMNT @usmntonly @USMNTReport @AS_Monaco @AS_Monaco_ES @AS_Monaco_BR @as_monaco_jp BALOGUN

[Scott Brairton @couchtoast]

I’m part owner of a title winning team!! Congrats @FlowerCityUnion from Denver!

[Colorado Storm @Colorado_Storm]

🏆⚽️🏆 CONGRATS to our Rapids 10G Central Select II team on winning the Colorado Soccer Association Centennial Cup this past weekend!! GO RAPIDS! #OneClubOneCommunity

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"Homer, I don't use the word hero very often, but you are the greatest hero in American history."

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"Yes I was drinking gasoline, mother!"

[Scott Brairton @couchtoast]

@ColoradoRapids @gyasinho 8

[Colorado Rapids @ColoradoRapids]

🚨 𝙏𝙄𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙏 𝙂𝙄𝙑𝙀𝘼𝙒𝘼𝙔 🚨

🎟 We're giving away tickets to our #SCCL22 match at home against Comunicaciones FC!

🔁 RETWEET and follow for your chance to win!

Full rules: https://t.co/bXEhGf3V50

[FC Augsburg @FCA_World]

🚂 JERSEY GIVEAWAY 🚂

Yesterday was a very special day, and to celebrate Pepi's arrival, we're giving away his 𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐞𝐝 jersey! 👕😱

FOLLOW and RETWEET for a chance to win El Tren's jersey!

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

“It says here that you’ve been pre-declined for every major credit card. It also says that you once grabbed a dog by the hind legs and pushed him around like a vacuum cleaner.”

[Scott Brairton @couchtoast]

@rqklamser check out the start of this video!

[Colorado Rapids @ColoradoRapids]

One big soccer family ❤️

#Rapids96

[Colorado Rapids @ColoradoRapids]

🚨 GIVEAWAY TIME 🚨

🎟 We're kicking off Fan Appreciation Week with tickets to Sunday's game against LAFC!

🔁 RETWEET and follow for a chance to win!

[Scott Brairton @couchtoast]

@davisjsn It was actually pretty emotional watching him win that game for us with them there. I recall chanting his name at the end of the game in their direction, and his parents just beaming with pride.

[Scott Brairton @couchtoast]

@davisjsn I watched at the British Bulldog in Denver. You know who else was there watching the game? Conor Casey's parents!!!

[Scott Brairton @couchtoast]

Content creators: “Stop engaging passionately with my content!!”

🤷🏻‍♂️

[Scott Brairton @couchtoast]

@MattDoyle76 Ok, now add their club affiliation!

[Scott Brairton @couchtoast]

@dtarcher So. Many. People.

[Scott Brairton @couchtoast]

The #Rapids96 (and other MLS teams) passing on draft picks is really strange. Is the chance that one of these guys pans out as a decent addition to the team so low that they aren’t event willing to take on the presumably small cost of having them in camp for a look-see??

[Scott Brairton @couchtoast]

@dtarcher God bless the people that make GIFs of practically every Simpsons joke ever