Harley

[Harley @CougarKeith]

@AKTress101 Way to not fit into the military wife steryotype you unthoughtful shit. Laws rule the land until blood. How 1940s of you. Like to square dance to?

[Harley @CougarKeith]

LOOK AT ME IM SO DIFFERENT LOOKY LOOK, GUYS. HEY. LOOK AT ME. I DONT EVEN REALLY HIT GIRLS ANYMORE.

[Harley @CougarKeith]

"That's like saying eating pretzels with water is a """drink"""

[Harley @CougarKeith]

@nihilist_arbys @ann_catherineK

[Harley @CougarKeith]

@OGWhiskey_Pete https://t.co/MT3Csb8Akm

[Harley @CougarKeith]

Writing a song with @OGWhiskey_Pete called "Party (with meth) Time"

[Harley @CougarKeith]

This shit dude omg https://t.co/QtFwbEIyrd

[Harley @CougarKeith]

Now that Hawthorne is over does this mean I'm more than a potential crowd member?

[‏﮼ابو ﮼حمد @Abohaaamad]

ماني معاتبك بس أبيك .. تفهمني
حسّسني إنك تبيني وإتبع أشواقي
ٰㅤ
وإن كان تبغي فراقي لا تعلّمني
خلّك مقفي وأنا اللي بفهم الباقي

[Harley @CougarKeith]

Few things are the same as being drunk at khols

[Harley @CougarKeith]

I put up with SOOOO much subtweeting lol https://t.co/buqS0Ilpok

[Harley @CougarKeith]

@AKTress101 5pm

[Harley @CougarKeith]

@Clilg15 unless it's real early lol :P

[Harley @CougarKeith]

@LemonBenz thanks for the short cut honesty. Trying to cut the bullshit.

[Harley @CougarKeith]

@LemonBenz my roommate @DrJamesPooter thinks your attractive and would like to engage I'm sexual activities with you.Yes orno?That simple.

[Harley @CougarKeith]

Looking for something more intense than the Paris terrorist attack? Try a first date with @DrJamesPooter

[James @TheUncommonToad]

Need pointed in the right direction? Me and Harls have fingers! :D

[Harley @CougarKeith]

Lannah, you like this retweet, youuuuuuuuuuuu

[Harley @CougarKeith]

Want to wish Caryn good luck dealing with me? Come over and thank her in person.

[Harley @CougarKeith]

One month left? I didn't think so, so of course I'll be piss faced and everyone wins when that happens (other than my subsequent partner)

[Harley @CougarKeith]

Getting day drunk and watching James step by step walk himself through preparing a sandwich....

[Harley @CougarKeith]

Daddy