Albus Stumblewhore

just the hideous exhibitions of a dedicated gore whore.

[Albus Stumblewhore @gingysmallz]

Mother @cher 🖤

[Albus Stumblewhore @gingysmallz]

Hope I did mama @cher proud!

[Albus Stumblewhore @gingysmallz]

Hey @phish phans! Come join us at Idyl Wyld Roller Rink in Marion, Indiana the Thursday night before the Deer Creek shows! 🛼🪩✨

https://t.co/HffZ4WBQ2A

[Albus Stumblewhore @gingysmallz]

I think we should make #GretaGerwig empress of these United States.

[Albus Stumblewhore @gingysmallz]

Facebook is so fucking extra. How you gonna put me in jail for two days bc you think I’m suicidal?? 🥴

[Albus Stumblewhore @gingysmallz]

@_LunaEclipse Babyyyyyyy! I miss you!

[Albus Stumblewhore @gingysmallz]

#NewProfilePic

[Albus Stumblewhore @gingysmallz]

When the apocalypse comes please know that I am deadweight and I do not wish to go on so please do not expect me to join your little survival groups.

[Albus Stumblewhore @gingysmallz]

@UncleSebastian As you should.

[Albus Stumblewhore @gingysmallz]

Oh you’re Slytherin, too? I also have a praise kink. 🐍

[Albus Stumblewhore @gingysmallz]

@OfficiaIFraser Chazz is invited to my ‘90s grunge birthday party.

[Chris Meloni @Chris_Meloni]

How it started
How it ended
#Eleganceissurprisinglylight
#partnerscarryingpartners
#highheelcasualty

[Albus Stumblewhore @gingysmallz]

I really REALLY need @cher to go back on tour. Just one more time, Queen! 🙏🏻😭🖤✨

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[Albus Stumblewhore @gingysmallz]

No, my first name ain’t baby. It’s Abby. Miss Cridlin if you’re nasty.

[Albus Stumblewhore @gingysmallz]

Me, offended, every time Pete Davidson gets a new girlfriend:

[Lyft @lyft]

Call her a Lyft or Pete Davidson will

[Albus Stumblewhore @gingysmallz]

I have to stop just blindly grabbing t-shirts out of the dryer when I’m rushing around getting ready for work. I almost left in one that says “Alan Jackson if you’re nasty.”

[Albus Stumblewhore @gingysmallz]

Mmmmmkay, @peacock please get fucked. Giving a baby murderer a platform to spew her bullshit is not a good look.

[Albus Stumblewhore @gingysmallz]

Forever caught between “I want to buy a watch” and “why the fuck would I need a watch.”