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[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend...you owe me.

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@smoss ...I'm up in the #fandeck gimme a wave!

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In the same building as @smoss Just watched your interview with uncle snoop aka nemo hoes!

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@kingcog22 #gay

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http://t.co/Xjkesn1j ......my son!

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Justin And Adam In The Garden lol fuckin sims

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@Vandertweetin to the man who never gets blocked lol great game bro was fun

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"@stapes12: Is anyone thirsty tonight ?" Damn right!!

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Watching monday night raw on tuesday!! #tolegittoquit

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"@CauseWereGuys: Can you hit on girls while you're drunk..? Or do you want to just fight? Which drunk are you?!?! --> hahaha

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Girls openly only like bad guys: Turning great guys bad since the beginning of humanity.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

That urge you get to just comment "No one gives a fuck.." on someone's Facebook status or tweet.

[Khloé @khloekardashian]

Me! Me! Me! "@WeLuvKhloMar: RT If you are excited for Khloe and Lamar tonight!"

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Not texting girls back because we are playing Xbox is a legit excuse.

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@The90sLife choking on 3D doritos!!

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"@SnoopDogg: Baccslappn Maccn and Cadilaccn!!!! Ubitchu!" YeEEe yeeee!!!

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"@The90sLife: Back when we had cooties not STD's. #The90sLife" laughed my ass off when I seen this!!!