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WSU Alum, Retired L&D and Nursery RN

[DKelly 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸 @1Nicdar]

Question: How can Dawn dish soap remove crude oil from a duck but can't remove spaghetti stains from Tupperware? 😩

[Richard Bernabe @bernabephoto]

This is hilarious 😂

[moose @mooseincrisis]

dumbass

[Dr Koolaid Donkey M.D. 🔴⚪🌽 @korupteddonkey]

“We’ll have 2 clocks sir?”

“Yes soldier. One the fans, coaches, players and announcers can see…and no one only 2 people can see”

“Which on will we use sir?”

“No one knows”

[James Bramble @BrambleJim]

😂❤️. Thanks @brandosm

[Kara Richey @Kara_Richey]

If you make this the last thing you listen to tonight before you go to bed I promise you won’t regret it

[Planet Of Memes @PlanetOfMemes]

Rest in peace, Legend. 👢 🎸

[yelcat @yelcat2]

Marco Rubio finds out he has to be Dolly Parton now. RIP Queen.

[Miles Smith IV @IVMiles]

Not kidding when I say this is Appalachia’s version of the death of Queen Elizabeth.

[Density-44 @CougRNBSN]

@1705Agent @nicoraytruth I remember about 4.5 hours of church divided up during the day.

[Density-44 @CougRNBSN]

@xEleutherophobe @5extranotes @nicoraytruth Several buildings sold in western Washington.

[Density-44 @CougRNBSN]

@JWayberry11827 @nicoraytruth This is my son's scenario in Bentonville, Arkansas.

[Density-44 @CougRNBSN]

@jebarne @nicoraytruth I agree. Now we're selling church buildings in western Washington.

[Politi_Rican 🇵🇷 𝕏 🇺🇸 @TheRicanMemes]

🤣🤣🤣

[Politi_Rican 🇵🇷 𝕏 🇺🇸 @TheRicanMemes]

When Marco goes for the pop tarts 😂

[🇺🇸 🎶 Taczilla Ice🎶 🇺🇸 @Taczilla_X]

@EricLDaugh (Marco Rubio as press secretary Karoline Leavitt) I got this !

[ForAmerica @ForAmerica]

Marco Rubio finding out he has to now be the White House Press Secretary 🤣🤣

[Jackie Chea ⚖️ @Fair_and_Biased]

.@marcorubio realizing that he’s about to be drafted for the @WNBA: