Phil Coulson

Phil Coulson, director of S.H.I.E.L.D. Actual best friend of Steve Rogers. Babysitter to the Avengers. Relationship status:classified. Everything is classified.

[Phil Coulson @coulsonofficial]

*phil crying heard in distance*

[Phil Coulson @coulsonofficial]

This is comedy gold u guys rt https://t.co/xVGp93TNr3

[Phil Coulson @coulsonofficial]

Hand

[Phil Coulson @coulsonofficial]

Hand

[Phil Coulson @coulsonofficial]

@classic_clintB *puts leads on the dogs and starts to head out* let's walk *puts on sunglasses bc HE'S COOL*

[Phil Coulson @coulsonofficial]

@classic_clintB *grabs his hand and drags him towards the dogs*

[Phil Coulson @coulsonofficial]

@classic_clintB DO YOU WANNA GET SOME COFFEE AND WALK THE DOGS and maybe stop shouting

[Phil Coulson @coulsonofficial]

@mercwithacrib Right. Okay. Um. *looks around for somewhere to put the food but ends up just putting it down on the floor*

[Phil Coulson @coulsonofficial]

@classic_clintB 😚😚❤❤ HOW ARE YOU MY LOVE

[Phil Coulson @coulsonofficial]

@smol_ofcl_philc "Ohhhh, right. I keep forgetting you're..." he gestures at her "/young/"

[Phil Coulson @coulsonofficial]

@smol_ofcl_philc "Hold them at gunpoint. Always works for me.."

[Phil Coulson @coulsonofficial]

@mercwithacrib riiight... ... ... how long have you had that for?

[Phil Coulson @coulsonofficial]

@smol_ofcl_philc "Well," he laughs "we do like to keep them on their toes"

[Phil Coulson @coulsonofficial]

@mercwithacrib bird... fingers..?

[Phil Coulson @coulsonofficial]

@classic_clintB HI HUSBAND I LOVE YOU

[Phil Coulson @coulsonofficial]

@smol_ofcl_philc He grins back, shaking his head. "Christ, they never change do they?"

[𝖥𝖺𝗅𝗌𝗐𝗈𝗋𝗍𝗁-𝖠𝗎𝖻𝗋𝖾𝗒. (inactive) @GunsAndSpeeches]

https://t.co/1Q2bC8AIWd how to get used to talk to yourself again

[Phil Coulson @coulsonofficial]

well EXCUSE ME for being passionate https://t.co/KDShg0FBZ6

[𝖥𝖺𝗅𝗌𝗐𝗈𝗋𝗍𝗁-𝖠𝗎𝖻𝗋𝖾𝗒. (inactive) @GunsAndSpeeches]

Panics for a single moment before breathing again.

"Phil, you need to stop yelling so much, I nearly got a heart attack."

[Phil Coulson @coulsonofficial]

@mercwithacrib thats great! And how are the dogs? You been taking good care of them?

[Phil Coulson @coulsonofficial]

@smol_ofcl_philc "I get that. But hey," he huffs a laugh "you'll be amazing at anything you do, I'm sure. Getting shit done is the one thing we're good at"

[Phil Coulson @coulsonofficial]

@mercwithacrib wow! When did that happen?

[Phil Coulson @coulsonofficial]

@mercwithacrib Hey, kiddo! *picks him up and spins him round* I've missed you