Count Stackula

[Jalen Brunson @jalenbrunson1]

I just want to be successful thats all..

[Count Stackula @count_stackula2]

@mikitaposts

[Count Stackula @count_stackula2]

@HellenicVibes Banger

[Count Stackula @count_stackula2]

You aren’t living your life with a high enough risk profile.

[David Sacks @DavidSacks]

They did everything they could to create a panic. They predicted a Black Monday that never came. They became jubilant over an intraday correction on Tuesday. They were rooting for Trump to fail even if it meant the market and economy crashed. Fortunately their hopes have been dashed. Trump has been vindicated. China is isolated, and the rest of the world is lining up to negotiate new trade deals. Do you think this would have happened if Trump had asked nicely? Maybe if he had said pretty please? Never. This was the only way to rewrite the rules of global trade. Once again, Trump was right about everything!

[Citrini @citrini]

you’re not bearish enough

[Poop wah 道 @poop_poup]

Marketmakers when they see me in the orderbook

[Count Stackula @count_stackula2]

They called me the Millimeter Miracle also

[George @BehizyTweets]

President Trump invited Pastor Lorenzo Sewell from Detroit to pray at the Inauguration, and he did NOT disappoint.

God is back in America.

[Count Stackula @count_stackula2]

Why is this creepy?

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

Lucy Liu in 1999.

[P3t3r Gr3g0ry @gorlami_eth]

POV: You’re dwayne the rock johnson 52 seconds into the gorimbo fight.

[Count Stackula @count_stackula2]

@spo9globoob @gorlami_eth

[Count Stackula @count_stackula2]

She may talk the talk, but can she hawk the hawk?

[discredux @discredux]

new Kendrick

[P3t3r Gr3g0ry @gorlami_eth]

Day 1 of protesting until sade replaces kendrick as the superbowl LIX halftime performer.

Who’s with me?

[Count Stackula @count_stackula2]

ESPN Bet Insider just referred to McCaffrey vs. Breece in fantasy as a Sophie’s Choice.

[Jamie @JamesNotJamie1]

Brat summer is all fun and games until you die from doing fent laced coke in bushwick and your parents have to come identify your body and you were wearing a miniskirt with no panties

[Count Stackula @count_stackula2]

@notklausteuber Banger