Count Binface

Space politician. ‘’Face of the Establishment’. Sane.

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I came first in the Clacton by-election! Of the candidates who bothered to turn up for the results. Here is my victory speech!

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@DPJHodges @campbellclaret Quite.

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At what point does a British by-election get awarded to the silver medalist, à la Ben Johnson and Carl Lewis? Asking for a friend of a friend, i.e. me. #Clacton

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An alien's take on the Bayeux Tapestry.

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Can't get a moment's peace on this bloody planet.

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Count Binface meets the press: GERMANY

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@DoktorWatson @TawhakiTheGod HELLO! Can you tell me where this dryer is? Cheers, CB

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Whether it’s politics or sides of the Mersey, I’m uniting red and blue.

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Count Binface meets the press: JAPAN

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Fancy that.

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Count Binface meets the press: AUSTRALIA

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Thank you, @MarshSongs!

[Jay @pyroc1astic]

found this absolute beauty whilst out and about. whoever painted this, kudos to you. amazing work!! #countbinface

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I just ran on this policy in an election and held Farage to a Count. You guys spent the summer on the log flume at Chessington.

[Liberal Democrats @LibDems]

Triggering a vanity by-election was a blatant attempt by Farage to dodge being held to account.

Our ‘Clacton Clause’ would stop a stunt like this being pulled ever again.

A sitting MP under investigation should never be able to weaponise a by-election into a taxpayer funded attempt to escape scrutiny.

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Thanks @ITV @GMB

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A brief note for @nadhimzahawi @ITV @GMB @kategarraway.

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@LibDems Narrator: Count Binface outpolled Labour, the Greens and the Lib Dems’ combined 2024 vote in Clacton.

[skep._ @skep_observer]

Count Binface got a higher vote share than Liz Truss

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Just call me Caped Verde.

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Start the Count.

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Checkmate, Nige.