Count Choppula!!!

A long time ago he was just an overpriced mandarin... now he's Count Choppula!!! An online comic of silliness, because we all need to laugh.

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@WilliamShatner I’m sorry you keep getting trolled Shatner. Watched you go to space, brought tears to my eyes. Some people just suck, and guess what- they have to sleep with themselves at night. That’s on them.

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@QasimRashid @KelloggsUS Not that I buy any of these items, but. I’ll spread the word. Big business needs to stop taking advantage of their employees

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@Olly_Lola21 Our calico Cosette and our tortishell Freya

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@jessicaflres Me

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James Tiberius Kirk finally touched the final frontier #shatnerinspace #BlueOrigin

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Energize! Have a safe flight James T Kirk

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Live long and prosper james t kirk safe travels

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@rickygervais I woke up to this little calico lady staring at me. Her name is Cosette she’s a rescue I found her on a woodpile. She was barely a week old. :) #AdoptDontShop

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@iammoshow I have 6 kittey cats now 2 we just rescued and hoping to find them a forever home. Am I in competition with you? Lol all my babies are rescues loved your episode on Netflix #respect #AdoptDontShop

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@Bill_Maxwell_ There’s really nothing left to say. It’s a hard one though. I feel like closure with loved ones is good though, although it’s tough. Nothing mean or I told you so, take the higher road.

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@ChaiBiskoot29 Yes you do you!

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@Experiance01 I have a baby Calico of my own she’s gorgeous!!!!

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@StephenKing An Oyster wand from the early 80s, an antique from my moms kitchen she got in the 80s. Still works perfectly.

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@rickygervais Could not agree more! Crazy times.

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@iammoshow You’re adorable! I have 4 fur babies now! Saw you on Netflix. :)

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@jimmyfallon My algebra teacher in middle school constantly quoted Niel Diamond. During exams he would play Niel Diamond on a CD player he’d roll on a cart into our math room. He was also a football coach so he preferred to do roll call by calling you by your last name. #MyTeacherIsFunny

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@jerrysaltz Wow he really does look like a vampire. SNL nailed it.

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@JoeBiden please consider @staceyabrams as your running mate! Congratulations sir!

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I overheard this in a recently “I’m not sure we live in the same cosmic space time dimension anymore” #buckheadwomen I think this woman thinks her dog is the spirited resurrection of her dead father or husband? She also apparently writes letters to her kids who never reply.

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@nytimes #MITTROMNEYISAPATRIOT #MittRomneyAmericanHero #ImWithMitt #ImpeachHimAgain Thank you Romney for doing the right thing! Having the courage to stand up for truth and justice. Thank you sir, this battle may be lost but at least our integrity isn’t compromised.