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[the count @countcorn]

I can’t fathom spending 75k on a car that isn’t fully self driving in 2026.

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@MikeCalcara Spending 75k on a car that doesn’t drive itself blows my mind.

[the count @countcorn]

@thebigugly2024 @MikeCalcara You have 75k do you want to spend it on a horse and buggy (with lots of room) or self-driving vehicle that has less leg room for the kids?

[Mike Solana @micsolana]

there is not a single person in government alive today who has improved my life even a fraction as much as amazon. and most have made it worse.

[nic carter @nic_carter]

@WSJPolitics elected officials do not cause private businesses to flourish. their job is to get out of the way. they deserve no credit beyond that.

[the count @countcorn]

@Campbell4TN Wait YOUR post is real???!!!!?? 😂😂 How are you a senator?

[the count @countcorn]

I absolutely love the Cheesecake Factory.

[nic carter @nic_carter]

@esaagar Comically dark? Never experienced night time before? It’s not just dark but a new genre of dark for you such that it is funny?

[nic carter @nic_carter]

it's kind of funny to me that even mentioning a wealth tax (that will likely not pass) was kind of a magic spell that made things instantly worse for California.

congrats, or something.

[the count @countcorn]

Please, please tell me this is a troll tweet. 😂

[C. Foster @ClaireFosterPHD]

If you see a flying car and your first thought isn't "we could have solved homelessness" with the money it took to make this. You are an evil person.

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@higbee @RichardKil42069 @Porsche ‘Typical Tesla fanboi’ hahah

Bro give up.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@MKBHD You have my word, Marques. Next gen Roadster will be absolutely out of this world. For those who love to drive, there is no finer car in history and we don’t think there will be another.

[the count @countcorn]

@degengambleh no *human* 🤔😵 👽

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@CatholicFQ @J_K_Wood At STL airport 🙏❤️

[Jeremy Wayne Tate @JeremyTate41]

One paragraph from C. S. Lewis can change your life

[the count @countcorn]

@GoingParabolic I wouldn’t say you’re insured…you might get lucky if the bank can somehow mitigate a hack with their own funds. More likely you’re mostly screwed though.

[Patrick Neve @catholicpat]

Every life, however finite, has infinite value

[the count @countcorn]

@HaileyLennonBTC They literally just got married yesterday 😂 and have no kids 😂 but yes….soooooo romantic 🥰

[Fred Krueger @dotkrueger]

Fourteen Things to Do When Bitcoin Hits $200K and You Own Zero

1. Calculate what $10,000 invested in 2015 would be worth.
2. Close calculator.
3. Reopen calculator because surely you entered something wrong.
4. Search your old texts for “Bitcoin is a bubble.”
5. Delete them.
6. Tell everyone you were “always interested in the technology.”
7. Explain that you were waiting for regulatory clarity.
8. Check your 4.2% money-market account.
9. Whisper “risk-adjusted returns.”
10. Open Zillow and look at houses you could have bought.
11. Tell yourself you’ll buy after the next 30% correction.
12. Watch Bitcoin go to $250K.
13. Announce that it’s now “obviously too late.”
14. Buy at $400K.

[the count @countcorn]

@Sen_Alsobrooks Bad. Vote out.