Very funny if true. They took a book written as a wake-up call about the inhumane destitution Dickens witnessed in industrialized England and turned it into an "actually, poor people ARE evil and the rich are right to hate them" movie. It's like a parody of a MAGA movie
job postings really be like, “do you want a dynamic workplace with constant challenges that push you to your limit?”
NO. i want a predictable salary, manageable responsibilities and to be left alone after 5pm. what are you talking about?
For sale, baby shoes, never worn. He came out with fucking massive feet, kid looks like goddamn Bilbo Baggins. In fact, also for sale, tickets to see this freakshow of a child, you really got to see it to believe it. Just a truly massive pair of feet. Freaky shit.
It absolutely kills me every day that, by marrying and moving in with Hel, the sheer amount of money Hel has lost from her benefits. Hurts knowing that my very existence in my family’s life costs us so much money
David Walliams OBE
Rolf Harris CBE
Huw Edwards MBE
Stuart Hall OBE
Sir Jimmy Savile
Sir Cyril Smith
Sir Jeffrey Donaldson
Lord Peter Mandelson
Lord Nazir Ahmed
Lord Greville Janner
Prince Andrew
It's amazing how we keep giving these people titles, isn't it?
Funniest bit of THUNDERBOLTS for me is when John Walkers wife is telling him to watch their baby and he's too busy scrolling twitter to look at posts of everybody saying they hate him