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Just a girl looking to get the D

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Every boy on tinder be like:

I love sushi, tequila and travel 😍

My dog is cuter than me 🐶

I’m in a open relationship 🍆

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@MayorJenny @SeattlePD YOU GUYS JUST USED TEAR GAS ON A PEACEFUL PROTEST. People on the front lines almost got hit by a car and shot today. And you support “change?”

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@MayorJenny

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@SeattlePD ur officer T Bernard is up on the front lines with no body cam, no badge number and his pepper spray LITERALLY PULLED OUT during a peaceful protest. ARE you KIDDING ME #ACAB #DoBetter

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@SeattlePD ur officer T Bernard is up on the front lines with no body cam, no badge number and his pepper spray LITERALLY PULLED OUT during a peaceful protest. ARE you KIDDING ME #ACAB #DoBetter

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@SeattlePD your officer T. Bernard doesn’t have a body cam, has his badge covered and has his peeps spray all geared up and ready to go. #ACAB #DoBetter

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Day 19: IM BACK AND I LITERALLY HAD TO GIVE UP THE D BECAUSE OF CORONAVIRUS!!

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Mostly yes, especially cocolate, pirate monkeys and *sexy* vampires

[Ella @ellaotanez]

6th grade ella

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Dead

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I don’t know this woman

[Ella @ellaotanez]

Hollow out a potato, put a trench coat on.. dicktater

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@see_sarah_swim

[Freeki NiNi @Freekinini]

When he say the condom too small

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Wait goals

[Ella @ellaotanez]

Mannequin challenge: Toilet challenge

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If normal headphones are the plebs, then AirPods are the bourgeoisies and then the Louis Vuitton wireless buds be like the freaking overlords or some shit??? Smh I gotta stop thinkin so hard

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Sitting here listening *from downstairs mind you* to my step brother do a monologue on about his tech job and how awesome he is. Im like..... no one cares about how Scott didn’t look at ur email fast enough.

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Have you ever thought “ wow I want kids but like then I couldn’t spend 30 mins scrolling in my bed in the morning and that is an extremely important part of my day”

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Why does this always happen?

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Also; this happened yesterday. I’m more like 158.

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This guy from hinge is seriously trying to ft right now. It’s 10 pm, I am naked and I have zit cream on, ok?? If we are gonna hang out plz let me have some makeup and shirt on, at least for the beginning ;)))))))

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Also I’m still scared by the guy that matched with me on tinder and said “oh, sorry about you and your boyfriend”. That was 3 years ago, still think it’s super weird.

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Also, nobody wants my freaking nudes, any takers?? Ain’t anyone tell you that it’s kinda hard to send them.

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Just realized that this is what tinder is, brb gotta download something.