CountElmdor

One day I was born. One day I shall die. So enjoy these tweets while you can.

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Come on over!

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@WH40kbookclub I'm reading this one right now and it's a banger!

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you don't have to stay here

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@ibogost Important if Boo

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me this morning: ah shit apple TV is renewing next month, gotta cancel that

me now:

[For All Mankind @forallmankind_]

Start your future at Helios.

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@jakebackpack I've read nothing but Warhammer 40K novels for a decade. Sounds like a perfectly normal name to me tbh

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@Jeremy_Lamont weight loss tip: leave the jelly off your tiny powdered donuts

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Where are all the headrests in cars in movies/TV?

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@LukeMaxwell great movie

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@K_Iragana_A I love these. Can't wait to see more.

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maybe someone can use this phrase:

Orthancs, Obama

[John Frankensteiner @JFrankensteiner]

The greatest of all time followed the hater's code, so should everyone

[The Skeptics' Guide To The Universe ⚛️ @SkepticsGuide]

You too can be as fast at math as Captain America
#MathJokeMonday

[Jake Ozga @Ex_Profundis]

First day as a battle sister and I've already messed up. We had a fight against some traitors and I forgot the words 'REPENT HERETIC' so I yelled 'SAY YOU'RE SORRY WEIRDOS'. Now the canoness wants to see me in her office

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This is just ridiculous.

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@donnadb Please save me, Donna!

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"I mean," "my dude," and other phrases I never want to see again make me glad to spend time offline.