THE Countess

[The Gr8 Depression @TheGr8Depresh]

Luann’s got better game than all the guys on VPR, Summer House and Southern Charm combined #RHONY

[THE Countess @countess_luann]

@Andy on #sexandthecity ??? #bravotv #spotted

[Danny Pellegrino @DannyPellegrino]

#RHOBH drunk is so much different than #RHONY drunk.

[THE Countess @countess_luann]

Can’t wait to see less Sensitive Pete #BelowDeckMed

[ᴛʜᴇ ʙʀᴀᴠᴏ ɢᴜʀᴜ 🌻 @thebravoguru]

#BREAKING: Bravo has terminated Peter Hunziker from Below Deck Mediterranean due to his racist past. Pete will be heavily edited out of the remaining episodes of Season 5. #BelowDeckMed ⚓️

[THE Countess @countess_luann]

What’s going on with your nail, Sweetheart? #BelowDeckMed

[THE Countess @countess_luann]

What’s scarier: Blood Manor or Bluestone Manor??? #RHONY

[THE Countess @countess_luann]

This reunion is more boring than the whole season was! 45 min in and nothing’s come to light #belowdecksailing

[THE Countess @countess_luann]

@BravoTV Jovani!

[THE Countess @countess_luann]

Elise is that friend who won’t get drunk so she can remind you of all your drunk shenanigans the next day #RHONY #BravoTV

[THE Countess @countess_luann]

Leah was legit on Scary (Rhode) Island #RHONY #BravoTV

[THE Countess @countess_luann]

No one should be judged by one night...or by Elise #RHONY #BravoTV

[THE Countess @countess_luann]

Leah and Dorinda are kinda birds of a feather #RHONY #BravoTV

[THE Countess @countess_luann]

I wonder what qualifications one must have to be a @SonjatMorgan intern? #RHONY #BravoTV

[THE Countess @countess_luann]

@lisarinna always asking the hard questions! #RHOBH #BravoTV

[THE Countess @countess_luann]

#ragamuffin #RHOBH #BravoTV

[THE Countess @countess_luann]

@MachcinskiSarah It’s only ok for @SonjatMorgan to be shady

[THE Countess @countess_luann]

@Libbeth78 She’s so boring!

[THE Countess @countess_luann]

If Elyse is going to be a constant this season, they could at least introduce her #RHONY

[THE Countess @countess_luann]

The condoms in Ramona’s nightstand #RHONY

[THE Countess @countess_luann]

This place looks like it smelled like a bowling alley 😷 #RHONY #bravotv