Al Stoll

[Al Stoll @countessoceanus]

You say I walk like a soldier like it's a bad thing

#whatevs

[Al Stoll @countessoceanus]

Umm. Gal hands me her phone to analyze a convo with a guy and I see complaints about me.. 😯😨
Was that on purpose or...

#confused #ohnoshedidnt #tunasurprise #imdone

[Al Stoll @countessoceanus]

One-Oh-Five no thanks!
Song is sung, dance is over.
I'll peace out today.
😘

#science #swissmedicine #ByeFelicia

[Al Stoll @countessoceanus]

Bruin or a dog?
Loves Maple flavored ice cream
Too bad Leaves lick back

#BadIceCreamFlavours #NHL

[Al Stoll @countessoceanus]

@A_single_bear The dumpster giveth and the dumpster taketh.

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Friggin endearing
Warpaint carefully applied
She's ready to fight

[Al Stoll @countessoceanus]

She's my heroine
The Wolf that bites the faces
Of those who need it

[Al Stoll @countessoceanus]

@A_single_bear Maybe. But if Bear lives in the sky, maybe not above a city. Bear dropping missiles might be a problem for humans.

#sploosh

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Dr. Angry Lush
Crazed smile, he will still go strong
We are riveted

#currentaffairs #DrinkandParty #haiku #SorryMsJackson

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Yo Dirty Snow Cat!
Where's the shit party surprise?
"In my pants" he said.

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Milwaukie High.

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Access denied

#UnderConstruction #fail

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Jefferson High. 2.2mi. #yass #running

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Gresham Community College. The tour of tracks continues...

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@OhNoSheTwitnt Then I saw her face
Now I'm a Peeliever
Not a trace of doubt in my mind...

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Hockey playoffs? Yes, let us be Chatty Kathys with verbal dysentery. Pleease. #stfu #thisclosetolosingit #WheresTheDuctTape

[Al Stoll @countessoceanus]

Spouse admits to not seeing any Van Damme movies?! Well. I guess we're having a marathon this weekend. Kickboxer, Bloodsport, Universal Soldier. Heck yes. #jcvd #allthesplits #childhoodhero

[Al Stoll @countessoceanus]

Thoroughly enjoyed a book recently: https://t.co/gbCMGErtUB

[Al Stoll @countessoceanus]

Wtf Duo.. Do you know something I don't? #Deutsch #ConversationsIDontWannaHaveInGerman #ohhellno #newlanguage #Duolingo

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@BenLara Omgoozness