⚡️Countesstola✨

What's understood needs no explanation. Tweets = personal opinion not experience. Don’t force your opinion on me. I won’t do same. The good life 🎊💃

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My public diary!!!

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Recently, I understood the power of investing in friendship. Sometimes, you are defined by the friend you keep. In rooms you aren’t in, your friend has the power to create a narrative of you.

What kind of people are you investing in?

Believe me, investing wrong hurts! It does

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Weirdly, I am in this meeting and I’m looking at the everyone’s eye blink time interval 😂

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@FOBroadband what’s going on? Service has been out in Agungi for more than 3 weeks.
1. No email communication about this issue
2. No email updates
You guys are still making me call with my credit to ask for updates.
Yet my subscriptions keeps going. Will it be replaced?

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I can’t wait to be a guru in this field. So help me God.

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Gtb @gtbank is soo stressful

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Driving through 3rd mainland bridge now!!! What a beautiful sight it’s become. I’m hoping it lasts.

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I login in and guess what? I have over 500 naira in said account. I have never used Opay before. How come this is?

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So this Uber driver adviced me to open an opay account for domestic transactions. I thought ok cool. I downloaded the app for the first time. I tried to sign up n it said an account already existed with my number. Proceeded to forgot password and a code was sent.

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I’m hoping I’m not the only mum who sneaks into her kids room when they are sleeping just to make sure they are breathing 🙈

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@Dotai__ I haven’t been able to sign into my Dot bank app since yesterday. Uninstalled and reinstalled, still saying “poor internet connection” I’ve tried with WiFi and data. Same story. What’s the issue?

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@gtco_helpserv I don’t have a request. Scammers.

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Gtbank’s transfer successful tone is very unnecessary. It invades privacy. Because we all know that sound, you are in public and you send money out and someone beside you is like “send to me too” !!! what nonsense.

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Chai!!! Tee baby, I am so disappointed in you 😔 😢

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This MFB has scared me. It just said the money I transferred didn’t go “network unstable” and I so don’t believe it. So sad.

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I’m here trying to suppress my 11:30pm suya craving.

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…a bag of rice is now something something.
Me: Well it’s the situation of the country and because Tinubu is the president we all just go to him to help fix it.
Her: Ok mummy
Me: wow!!! These kids listen n retain conversations. Be careful things you say around them.

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My 6 year daughter just came to ask me, mummy did Tinubu destroy the world? I was shocked out of my mind.
Me: where did you hear this from?
Her: The neighbors kid.
Me: that’s not true. Only God can destroy the world.
Her: but the neighbors kid said it’s because of Tinubu

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I think broke people have too much time on their hands to think about inconsequential stuff. I also think broke people are always horny. Since they can’t use their brains, they use their genitals. After all, not much thought goes into how to use those.

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Finally, this time an email to communicate a downtime. But scapegoat has already been made of her and her hard saved money. Psssttt.

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Let’s get the grassroots to. NO!!!!
The suya guy beside my house has a moniepoint terminal. My gateman sent me the account details to credit. Gateman came back to say the suya guy has upgraded. No excuse, you’ll buy suya.