HomeCountiesTrafficCop

Traffic Cop in the Home Counties. Keeping the roads safe and having a laugh whilst doing it. A bit grumpy!

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@CakeLegislator Seriously?

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@SecretBlackRat Enjoy mate. Have a well earned rest

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@spippytea Chaos!

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Well that was utter bedlam!!!

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Merry Christmas one and all. If Christmas isn’t your thing then seasonal wishes to you! Have a wonderful day full of love and happiness whatever you are doing. Me, I’ll be on the late shift. #shiftwork #MerryChristmas2023

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@SecretBlackRat I’ve never got on YouTube yet and I’m pretty honest with people 😂

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Public Service Announcement

There are quite a lot of people out and about, please remember that the average member of the public is quite stupid

In large groups they become more stupider

Please avoid them

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@NormanBrennan I love this idea norm!! Merry Christmas to you and yours mate have a lovely Christmas

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@NormanBrennan Surely you’ve lent your car to at least 20 strangers in one day and never asked their name when handing I’ve the key? You must have…. I deal with so many people who seem to suffer the same selective amnesia. I’m sure it’s not her fault though #pulltheotherone 😂

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@spippytea 👀😬😳

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@JordanNicholls @SecretBlackRat @BMW_UK I think I can speak for most rpu cops when I say that there’s lots of good Police Traffic cars coming for the bench mark that @BMW_UK set. I’d like to see @AudiUK on our fleet personally. One thing is certain @VolvoCarUK have fallen way short for us.

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@NormanBrennan I’ll just stay quiet on the plight of British Policing today mate. But what I will recommend is Nobbys sweet chilli nuts! They’re a game changer my friend.

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@CakeLegislator Driver at the front! Always

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I’m at work this evening and won’t be around at 7. So posting early. For the 5 I never got to meet. Never forgotten.

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#WaveOfLight #BabyLossAwarenessWeek #NeverForget #iam1in4

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Systematically destroyed! That’s the only way I can describe #ENGvNZ today on @SkySports. England did an average job with the bat at best and have no answers with the Ball for NZ. Bit of an embarrassing start really. @SkyCricket

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@SecretBlackRat @RealHawkstone I think the bigger the subscription the better the deal! Have a look and we could work something out

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@SecretBlackRat @RealHawkstone Do you subscribe? I’m thinking of doing that

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@SecretBlackRat @RealHawkstone It’s a really good beer isn’t it!

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@jshmellor @NormanBrennan Whatever they can and pray for the best usually

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@SecretBlackRat Maybe he slipped and fell under the truck, was knocked out and then came around in a tent with no way of telling where he was 😂. Or maybe he just wants to cost the public money and tie up the courts because he can because he has a right to plead not guilty to a stone bonker 🤷‍♂️