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So…. Is it a Cake Offence to be sat in a course, and everyone around you starts discussing the https://t.co/p9HSTEiOLG and they don’t know you’re sitting there and should I tell them tomorrow? 🍩🍰

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@dogsbody42 You bet is it!

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@Brick_Cop @obbsie This stare says it is

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Is it a Cake Fine in the circumstances?

https://t.co/08030W6jM8

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@MountyinaCounty @realDonaldTrump

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Is @realDonaldTrump eligible for a Cake Fine for his recent inorgaration? 🇺🇸

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Happy New Year to all our Police, Ambulance and other emergency service working tonight!

Stay safe, thanks for your service and all the best for 2025!!

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I wonder if @BBCNews are going to get the figures for the other forces?

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Is it a cake fine to earn £18k on OT in a year? 😝🍩🧁

In all seriousness though, I’m know this situation isn’t just Essex & I know that a lot of that £5.7m OT is forced 12 hour shifts which is slowly destroying the morale of the Police countrywide.

https://t.co/QX0IjFyCuN

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@CBFA2020 Of course it is. And mince pies 🎅🏼🥰

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Merry Christmas All 🎄🎅🏼

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How many Police stations still have these on the desk in use…. Mine does!! 🙃

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This thread will bring back so many memories.

1. 90s PC speakers

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@TonyRome51 Pretty sure it happened in nearly every radio station end of September!
Whatever next ?!?

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Question for you…

Is putting up the office Xmas tree before December a Cake Fine? #CakeFine #Christmas 🎄🧁

And before the moaners start moaning about Police wasting time, it was done during a lunch break which they’re actually allowed to have!

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@_IanAdams Yup! 👍🏻

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But officers fear to stop and search like they once used to… so how are we going to find the knives and take them away? 🤔

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It’s our mission to halve knife crime in a decade.

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@PropperCop @Ex_arv_sgt @Brick_Cop @PFEW_Whistle @bs_pearson @ResponseMonkey Interestingly, the Police Federation was set up by an act of parliament so it can’t just be replaced… it would need to go through Parliament and we know how slow they are.

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@NPASLondon @metpoliceuk I heard you were refuelling and having breakie at @StansaidAirport at the time.

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@KatieMagnet Of course it is. Once a rat always a rat 🚔

Because we all know he still has his white hat somewhere…. 😝

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@UKCopHumour @krispykremeUK Amen to this @UKCopHumour @krispykremeUK 😁