Kevin Meister

no one understands me like you do

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BREAKING: Erika Kirk is set to launch her speaking tour alongside Pastor Greg Laurie, who has been accused of pedophilia and child trafficking.

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Hey @WOIOSports where is the fucking game

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Our border is the most dangerous place in the world? So Gaza and Ukraine no longer exist? #PresidentialDebate2024

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What is the crowd singing for Drew? #Clashatthecastle

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@antmccrossan if Israel Premiertech can put Schultz across the line first it will be quite a coup, but it won’t do much with the team standings.

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@antmccrossan exactly as I said. Tadej and Port Ainé are just breaking the peloton.

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@antmccrossan Tadej is going to crack the peloton today and extend his lead, so he can have an easier day tomorrow.

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@seppkuss hey Sepp can my buddy get your shorts from Thursday’s stage?

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Zelina has this crowd going full tilt. #WWEBacklash

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Right now the biggest stars at #WWEBacklash is this crowd. They are freaking electric

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@ShiteTalkIRE @spreaker Just as an FYI, Frank Marshall was never married to Penny Marshall. She was married to Rob Reiner and Frank is married to Kathleen Kennedy. Frank and Penny are of no relation

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@MJMcKean Will there be brunch?

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@RagoneAugust I got my tickets earlier today

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Do you think people would be less upset with #PorchPirates if they committed their piracy in traditional pirate clothing?

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After watching #TheLastOfUs and #SweetTooth I realize all I need to do to survive a society ending event is make it through the first wave of zombies or sickness and then time jump a few years where I now have wilderness survival skills.

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@AmericanAir hey great job delaying my flight 4 times. Then letting us rot on the tarmac for 40 minutes when we finally boarded.

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@CountVonCount what color would you say your skin is?

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@DimensionsInJen Done and done

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I am surprised that @Schreiberland didn’t mention one of the most surprising and interesting Popeye facts. That he eats spinach because the nutritional value of spinach was initially misreported as higher in iron than it actually is. And now you know

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Well done @NFL by having no real gap between the games you’ve guaranteed that fans are not able to watch the whole game.