Count Of Hamilton

Deserted as a baby outside of Ivor Wynne Stadium, I was raised by the 1975 Hamilton Ticats. Jerry Keeling taught me how to turn Mario's Pizza box into a bed.

[Count Of Hamilton @countofhamilton]

@MTripp32 and it would have got away with it too if not for these meddling kids!

[Count Of Hamilton @countofhamilton]

Had a great shopping trip at @mapleviewmall thanks guys!

[Count Of Hamilton @countofhamilton]

@MTripp32 I will let them all know...after they have a chance to clean up though..

[Count Of Hamilton @countofhamilton]

Will one of my followers help @modfamvalues find their stolen stroller? @legionofskanks I'm looking at you

[Count Of Hamilton @countofhamilton]

Thanks to the greatest Twitter handle of all time for the follow @legionofskanks -amazing!

[Count Of Hamilton @countofhamilton]

@OHLBulls how many Subban's are we getting in this deal? Do they have knife-stabbing coverage?

[Count Of Hamilton @countofhamilton]

Hey @BellevilleON!! We will send you the @Ticats but you have to also take our pollution!

[Count Of Hamilton @countofhamilton]

@_andrewjohnston I resent anyone disparaging my city!

[Count Of Hamilton @countofhamilton]

@Greycup102 @BellevilleON @OHLBulls @Ticats you had better not be giving away perfectly good hats!!!!

[Grey Cup 102 @Greycup102]

@BellevilleON to help ease the pain of the loss of the @OHLBulls we would like to donate 2000 @Ticats 102 Grey Cup champion hats and buttons

[Count Of Hamilton @countofhamilton]

@TSN_Sports can you please cover @OHLBulls rich hamilton tradition please? We have fostered such stars as Jason Spezza, Marty McSorley etc..

[Count Of Hamilton @countofhamilton]

@BellevilleON Breaking news! @cityofhamilton has announced Dr. Vaughn will now be practicing medicine in the Hammer now. Free allergy tests!

[Count Of Hamilton @countofhamilton]

Hey @BellevilleON ! Who's the rotting stinkhole of Ontario now??? Maybe we will take the @reidsdairyco castle next!

[Count Of Hamilton @countofhamilton]

Hey @BellevilleON Hamilton is the new sister city of Gunpo South Korea. They dropped you because you weren't good enough to keep an OHL team

[Count Of Hamilton @countofhamilton]

We got the @OHLBulls !!! Suck it @BellevilleON !! Brett Hull helped us do it because he secretly hates you too.

[Count Of Hamilton @countofhamilton]

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[Count Of Hamilton @countofhamilton]

The streets of Hamilton are deserted tonight!.....never mind it was a trap. I'll be needing a new wallet!

[Grey Cup 102 @Greycup102]

Stay tuned in to this feed on Sunday. We will be live tweeting the game and providing behind the scenes interviews too hot for TV!

[Count Of Hamilton @countofhamilton]

Ti Cats are going to the grey cup! The city will be painted red tonight!!!....with blood.....

[Hamilton Tiger-Cats @Ticats]

The #Ticats lead the #Alouettes 27-17 at the END of the 3rd quarter. #GCPlayoffs