CARVING FANG!

" Yaho!~ I'm just a little performer, nothing too special, ehe.. "

#UMARP || STRICTLY SFW
Mun is an adult!

[CARVING FANG! @countorchestra]

@FailedBurger @P4R4D0X1C4L @UMANOTFOUND404 @Ethanberr ( She was genuinely about to deliver a massive stab into Surprise's leg, stopping just as she said she was back. )

...Boo.

[CARVING FANG! @countorchestra]

@FailedBurger @UMANOTFOUND404 @P4R4D0X1C4L @Ethanberr ( The chair breaks apart as fang aggressively smashes it into Surprise, opting to take two of the pieces and start striking her like she's playing that one Taiko game.. )

[Paranormal Equity @UMANOTFOUND404]

@P4R4D0X1C4L @Ethanberr @countorchestra @FailedBurger https://t.co/t7xKS92CJC

(Current mood music)

[CARVING FANG! @countorchestra]

@FailedBurger @P4R4D0X1C4L @UMANOTFOUND404 @Ethanberr ( She collects multiple axes and creates a makeshift chair with the handles she forcefully pulled off, joining in and continuing the bludgeoning.. )

[CARVING FANG! @countorchestra]

@FailedBurger @P4R4D0X1C4L @UMANOTFOUND404 @Ethanberr ( Following up, Fang immediately snags a fallen axe on the ground and stomps towards Surprise..

Aggressively striking her until she falls, following up by stepping HARD on her torso..

before beginning to bludgeon surprise's face with the butt of the axe, laughing?! )

[CARVING FANG! @countorchestra]

@FailedBurger @P4R4D0X1C4L @UMANOTFOUND404 @Ethanberr ( Fang stops herself from being ragdolled any further, slightly rubbing her neck and giving Surprise a wry grin. )

...So that's how you want to do this.

( She's gone invisible again, this time..

oh shit, she's not having fun anymore. )

[CARVING FANG! @countorchestra]

@FailedBurger @UMANOTFOUND404 @Ethanberr @P4R4D0X1C4L ( Seeing the others making an effort, Fang immediately sends her bats out, causing them to start aggressively biting Surprise. )

( After that, she cloaks herself and seemingly dissappears.. she's prepping something. )

[CARVING FANG! @countorchestra]

@FailedBurger @P4R4D0X1C4L @UMANOTFOUND404 @Ethanberr ( She makes an effort to dodge but.. gets struck right in the face by an arrow, tanking it and pulling it out. )

That's gonna leave a mark! Ahahaow..

[CARVING FANG! @countorchestra]

@FailedBurger @UMANOTFOUND404 @Ethanberr @P4R4D0X1C4L ( She just sends a bat forward to scan for any traps that Surprise may have set. )

If you come back alive, youre getting a raise!!

[CARVING FANG! @countorchestra]

@FailedBurger @UMANOTFOUND404 @Ethanberr ( She just looks around with her hands relaxed behind her back. )

Lotsa random things scattered about, yea?

[CARVING FANG! @countorchestra]

@UMANOTFOUND404 @Ethanberr ( Fang flies down and lands beside Equity, notably with a few less bats in tow.. and said bats being equipped with cardboard gear. )

Hm-hmmm~ What's the plan?

[CARVING FANG! @countorchestra]

@UMANOTFOUND404 Alright!~ Just hit me up when it's time to give them hell!
We'll see you back at the household!

( She and her flock of bats just.. fly to the general direction of the Bing household )

Oh, also! There's some raspberry cake in the fridge if you want itttttt....!

[CARVING FANG! @countorchestra]

@UMANOTFOUND404 Oooohhh.. psychological warfare..

( An evil grin appears on every single being sitting next to you. )

Sign me up! We're gonna give those siblings PTSD for attempting to destroy our home!

[CARVING FANG! @countorchestra]

@UMANOTFOUND404 Oh, right.. the siblings are the ones causing these disasters, yeah?

( A stray bat covered in blood flies in and shakes her head, spelling out "too much chaos" in morse. )

Err.. can we even *hurt* the siblings? Aren't they like, gods?!

[CARVING FANG! @countorchestra]

@UMANOTFOUND404 Ouuuhhh?! You need help?!

( Her swarm of bats immediately fly in out of nowhere and look at you with curious eyes, including Fang herself.. LOL )

What can i do to assist.. i've been itching to improve my fighting! Ehehe~

[CARVING FANG! @countorchestra]

@UMANOTFOUND404 A.. plan?

( She just leans closer. Her expression is mizuki's stupid smirk )

Are you sure this plan is foolproof? And do you have a plan B? plan C?

[CARVING FANG! @countorchestra]

@GRANDEST_L1VE Hah? "Kinda petty"? What's this..?

( She just leans closer with a puzzled expression. )

[CARVING FANG! @countorchestra]

@GRANDEST_L1VE Overseer's controlling the emotion siblings, no doubt!

( She takes another bite out of the cake. )

Meh, it's pretty obvious~

[CARVING FANG! @countorchestra]

@GRANDEST_L1VE Mmm..

( She just leans back with a confident smirk on her face. )

Feels like more of a case regarding mind control, like those sci-fi movies~