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Every hour we check to see if Ross C*unty FC are still crap. You can pretty much guarantee they will always be crap. But we'll check for you just in case.

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Dross C*unty are a poor excuse for a football club. If they were a dog you'd put them out of their misery. #RCFC

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It's midnight! Go to bed. We'll let you know if C*unty stop being shit...

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Yes, The C*unty minks are shocking! Just plain shocking. #Crap

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Still shit...

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The gudgies are pish. They are like Police Academy 7 - you know it's out there but you don't want to watch it. #ScottishPremiership

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Yes, Detailed research confirms that C*unty are the horrid wee scabby, hobbits of the north. #ScottishFootball

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Yes, The C*unty minks are utter drivel. #NotVeryGood

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It's 6 o'clock, this is your early evening C*unty are still shite alert.

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C*unty are still enough to make you feel ill. Like finding a curly ginger hair in the sandwich you're eating. #SPFL

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We have it on good authority that C*unty are turd! #SPL

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Doh! We have it on good authority that C*unty are abysmal. Truly, truly abysmal. #NotVeryGood

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C*unty are indeed rubbish. Truly, completely and utterly rubbish. #Minks

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The gudgies are ... CRAP! #Inbred

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Ha! We have it on good authority that C*unty are manky. A visit to the tinks can cause more itching than a hefty dose of the clap. #RCFC

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We can confirm that C*unty are still manky. A visit to the tinks can cause more itching than a hefty dose of the clap. #Guff

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Ha! C*unty are utter drivel. #FootieBanter

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C*unty are an embarrassment. Their fans think that IQ is watching QI on rewind FFS! #SPL

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Doh! We have it on good authority that C*unty are ... CRAP! #NotVeryGood

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Good Morning. We've checked for you and C*unty are indeed still utter shite!

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C*unty are a family club... the sort of family that you see on The Jeremy Kyle Show. (and still shit!) #Premiership