Evan Cooper

I open the window so my cat can sniff through the screen.

[Evan Cooper @coupdecoop]

@bennyjohnson Not that I expect anyone on this thread to read this cuz they’re all bots: https://t.co/5sHoGYNScR

[Evan Cooper @coupdecoop]

*#ShadowoftheErdtree drops*

Oh sweet! It’s been a while since I’ve picked this up.

*auto-lock endlessly breaking on knife dancing enemy as I’m filleted for the 20th time*

Ah yes. Hello old friend.

[Evan Cooper @coupdecoop]

@wesbos It was going to be the browser wars for a while there

[Evan Cooper @coupdecoop]

@PreetBharara When I get appointed CIA director I’m going to be confused as to why I’m not running a Korean car company.

[Evan Cooper @coupdecoop]

#Oppenheimer review: apparently the only thing bomber than Oppenheimer’s theoretical physics was his d***

[Aleks Le | MARK 🐝 in INVINCIBLE VS @AleksLeVO]

this is true @maximilian_ is speaking facts here, he asked me while we were parachuting out of our SF6 themed plane

here's a version without the SFX & music so you can hear better 🔊

[Evan Cooper @coupdecoop]

@StreetFighter Totally would if that input buffering would allow for consistent cancel into LVL 1 - we gonna get any official comment on the input buffering issues? Driving people crazy and a little transparency would be nice.

[Evan Cooper @coupdecoop]

@SuperCptKuma I keep talking about this on Reddit and everyone talking like I’m just whining and it’s a skill issue - I feel like I’m on crazy pills

[Evan Cooper @coupdecoop]

@landjnewspirit The pain is real and the asphalt is a 50% BnB face slamming combo while you stand there while nothing comes out.

[Evan Cooper @coupdecoop]

@NYDanteT I feel like I’m on crazy pills

[Evan Cooper @coupdecoop]

@yofierce It’s making me lose my mind - I’m out here on Twitter just to make sure I’m not going insane. People on Reddit just like “skill issue” and I feel like I am a moth literally inside the gas light on fire.

[Evan Cooper @coupdecoop]

@Ixion_90 God I feel like I’m on CRAZY PILLS. It’s like Christmas for rushdowns.

[Evan Cooper @coupdecoop]

@CapcomUSA_ Qu’est-ce que c’est? 🤣🤣🤣

[Evan Cooper @coupdecoop]

@BlizzardCS ✌️AAA✌️

[Evan Cooper @coupdecoop]

@StreetFighter *checks watch* k y’all going on 12 hours later how we doin’ over there DevOps crew….

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

she definitely got home saw these photos and muttered the f word to herself

[Evan Cooper @coupdecoop]

What the hell, even this exchange is creepily controlling from Tacopina:
https://t.co/CsgNWgqUQU

[Evan Cooper @coupdecoop]

@GeekVibesNation Having a stroke reading this tweet

[Evan Cooper @coupdecoop]

*to this

[Evan Cooper @coupdecoop]

@ELDENRING if I jump down a cliff side with torrent and *successfully land on an outcropping*, then drop down 2 feet and die because it’s still counting me as gaining momentum from the initial fall, I’m gonna lose it.

#SaveTorrent #EldenPhysics

[Evan Cooper @coupdecoop]

Just lost 400k runes TL this after dying to a jump that clipped me back of a cliff side on foot to my death, and even on NG+3 - it still hurts like the first time bb