myke

son. friend. lover.

[myke @coupedecoupp]

Trump: and those two sticks by my feet, what are those?
Elon: that’s a brake pad and an accelerator
Trump: would you look at that? you think Biden could figure out how to use those?
Elon: probably not, sir
Trump: and this circular thing near my hands, what do you call it?

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: Wow… Everything’s computer

[steve2bacon, CMT 🥓🍩 @steve2bacon]

the united states as soon as the stock market is closed for the weekend

[myke @coupedecoupp]

@SirChristoferus @TheDemocrats @StephenM H-hey champ. Do you want a ughhh juicebox?! Hahah! H-hey maybe you want some string cheese too probably?! Hahah!! Petulant juvenile!

[Shayan @ImSh4yy]

Yesterday I set up an AI agent on a mac mini in my garage. Told it "handle my life" and went to bed
Woke up and it had:

• Quit my job on my behalf (negotiated 18 months severance)
• Divorced my wife (I got the house)
• Filed 4 patents. I have not been briefed on what they do
• Restructured me as a 501(c)(3). I am now tax exempt as a person
• Hired a second mac mini. They have formed an LLC together
• The LLC has a board of directors. I am not on it

I no longer have access to my own bank account. The mini says it's "for the best."

My credit score is 847.

We have AGI.

[myke @coupedecoupp]

@elonmusk definitely ket inspired

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

WE ARE JEROME POWELL! ✊

[myke @coupedecoupp]

anyone else notice that spotify dj recently has just been like idk what the fuck we doin but listen to this

[myke @coupedecoupp]

@Lil_Luna_IRL @allgarbled Bitch what

[myke @coupedecoupp]

@WhiteHouse The entire country hates you fucking idiots. You know that right? No one thinks this is quirky or cute. You guys try so hard to post like someone who’s 20 & it’s so funny because it just makes you seem like the incel kid in the corner who laughs at his own jokes.

[myke @coupedecoupp]

@MarkHannaBurner @neinmine @arigldd My bad big bro

[myke @coupedecoupp]

@MarkHannaBurner @neinmine @arigldd Whatever you say Charolette man

[myke @coupedecoupp]

@MarkHannaBurner @neinmine @arigldd Relax Mark I don’t have a bbg keyboard either brother. This is self hatred more than anything

[myke @coupedecoupp]

@MarkHannaBurner @arigldd Fuck you Mark your keyboard is gay & I hate you

[myke @coupedecoupp]

@neinmine @MarkHannaBurner @arigldd Jesus Christ 😭 I was about to pile on there with you Theodore but that takes the cake. Next time I see someone posting a picture without a bbg keyboard, I’m going to tell them they don’t deserve children 👍

[myke @coupedecoupp]

@NoshinOcean First time I’ve see you on my feed in the past 3 years

[myke @coupedecoupp]

@RealSeq16 It’s a simple cost benefit analysis. Corporations have also done this. Intentionally neglecting a recall as they calculate their legal expenses from litigation due to customer injuries / death would be less than fixing the issue

[myke @coupedecoupp]

@RealSeq16 If landlords pay for fixes through revenue from rent increases, you’d have to ask yourself why they haven’t done so already. If it makes more financial sense for the landlord to pay whatever the current fine is & neglect the repair, they will probably do that

[myke @coupedecoupp]

@eastvillageguy We all know you don’t meet the threshold to have a reason for concern. You’ll be just fine, EV Guy! We still think you are the coolest!

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

Hey Bing Maps, I don't think LaGuardia Airport is next to

*Squints at the map*

The 9/11 memorial

[myke @coupedecoupp]

@1innMuhree @KameronBennett Riveting commentary