Courage ꨄ

[Courage ꨄ @courage_xo]

I accidentally swallowed my smartwatch, and now my stomach sends me a notification every time I eat junk food, rating my digestion with angry emojis.

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I finally built a time machine to go back and fix my biggest regret. Turns out, my future self was already there waiting to stop me with a baseball bat.

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I was feeling really down, so I decided to go for a nice, peaceful walk in the cemetery. Everyone there seemed so grounded and quiet, it really helped me chill out.

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I was digging in my backyard the other day and found a chest full of gold coins. I was so excited, I was about to run inside to tell bro! But then I remembered why I was digging a hole in the backyard.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

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@ToonHive Ma turned 'Aaaahhh!' into real estate.😅

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@ToonHive "Dream job: make weird sloth noises and retire rich. 😂

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@Emiratti "Creativity froze before the attack did. ❄️😂

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@kirawontmiss The cameraman is on spectator mode.

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@JatinTweets_ Man was collecting memories, not just auditions. 😭"

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Some people are like clouds.
When they disappear, it’s a brighter day.

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life is so dark that when I smile, people think I’m laughing at them.

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@FilmUpdates Man woke up, put on a helmet, and decided to dominate the world.

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@CultureCrave Thanos patience level😭

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@FCBayern The Wi-Fi password for the stadium is probably longer than the script.

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@FCBayern Still needs a telescope just to see the subtitles.

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Literally me😂

[𖹭 @dreeamberry]

i’m talking to myself on twitter. no likes, no retweets, no comments.

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@AbakpaJob Your body treats breakfast like a free trial that expires in 2 hours.

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@msnetik Man is living in 3026

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@iloveyoutoye WhatsApp really said: 'Let's give them something to overthink for the next four business days.