Courtney Thibault

bye

[Joe Santagato @JoeSantagato]

Devour feculence

[delaney @danversguardian]

just got a new job. very excited!

[hannah @ham7sandwich]

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[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break need a 30 minute ass whooping

[c a r r i e @discountgourds]

did my dog tweet this

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Your 20s are about being really scared all the time

[harky @theharkyp]

Scissors not gliding on this wrapping paper at all

[T*nner @mulhlland_drive]

Weekend has started which means it will soon end

[helia @ItsEliane]

Not being able to teleport is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me

[shane @shanesclassy]

god himself was in that studio

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

thanks dad

[Emani Mone @EmaniMone]

Getting your hair washed by someone else is one of life’s greatest joys no one really speaks about often

[Courtney Thibault @courk10]

@keyon TURN OFF THE LIGHTS😂

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

Oh you don’t let your dog on the couch maybe you should go to jail

[riri🐀🍕 @raunchonpizza]

‘lol’ and ‘lmao’ are actually both punctuation marks

[Courtney Thibault @courk10]

People who get adjusted by a chiropractor with their eyes open are psychopaths… I said what I said

[Courtney Thibault @courk10]

Adding David Spade to Bachelor In Paradise was the fkn MOVE