Courtney Warren

university of sc alum🤙🏼

[Courtney Warren @courtdavidsonn]

Asked a 7 year old patient today how school was going. He said “I’ve had a few mental breakdowns, but good other than that!” Yes I feel that

[Courtney Warren @courtdavidsonn]

It’s 7:23am and this guy is poppin wheelies on his motorcycle on the highway. R u ok..?

[Courtney Warren @courtdavidsonn]

Did anyone else not know almonds grew on trees? Heard someone say they were getting an almond tree and idk where I thought they came from but trees wasn’t it..

[Courtney Warren @courtdavidsonn]

Had a patient at work today ask, “what’s it like to look 12?” 😐 I said I promise I’m not and she said “I know, but it must be nice to have such young features” and I know she meant it as a compliment but oof..

[Courtney Warren @courtdavidsonn]

No one.
No one at all.
Not a single person.
Me: “wanna see a picture of my dog”

[Courtney Warren @courtdavidsonn]

I think a lot about the time my orthodontist told me I looked like someone while I was at an appointment at like 10 years old and when I went home and told my mom...found out it was a porn star. So there’s that

[Courtney Warren @courtdavidsonn]

Three years ago today I was on a cruise.. today I am at work and having to study. Who signed me up for this

[Courtney Warren @courtdavidsonn]

To whoever hacked not one, but both of my cards... the day before payday was not smart because I am broke but cute idea

[Saralicia @saraliciac]

I want whatever the people who run at 6am have

[Courtney Warren @courtdavidsonn]

Dad was talking about buying a house at lunch today. Waitress overheard and said she’s selling her property and gave him her info. Then continued to say “are you single, do you just wanna share the house?” She walked away and dad said “wow things are moving fast” 🥲🙃

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I used to write “sorry :(“ on my math tests I 100000% should not be allowed to have a credit card

[Courtney Warren @courtdavidsonn]

@AndrewwBailey27 It was a disaster

[Courtney Warren @courtdavidsonn]

Took my dog to get his nails trimmed which should take like 5 minutes. I was waiting 30 mins and they gave me him back with saying “he rolled off the table a few times” um oh okay 😅😂

[Courtney Warren @courtdavidsonn]

Wow if this isn’t me...