kartoffel

yeah

[Arbaz kakkar @arbazkakkar5]

Got the COVID vax and 5 years later—BOOM! Starter goes out in my Camry

[kartoffel @courters95]

@TeamAriana

[ÉLAN @elanmood]

🫧

[jake @ComradeJak3]

The same people telling you that you should eat ramen noodles and white bread sandwiches everyday to save money while working overtime are the same people that will be telling you you should’ve just taken better care of yourself when your body is broken and you want healthcare.

[silly lily @sillylilylmaoo]

eating chilis is sooo good i feel so full and pregnant. im pregnant and its yours, chilis

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

hot honey dubai chocolate flavored SSRI matcha protein infused GLP-1 suppository ft ludacris

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

Jake Paul calls Bad Bunny a 'fake American' for being born in Puerto Rico.

Jake Paul currently lives in Puerto Rico to avoid paying American Taxes.

You cant make this up.

[Captain Mark Kelly @CaptMarkKelly]

Donald Trump is suing the federal government for $10 billion. That is your money. Never in our history have we seen something like this. The billionaire President always has a new plan to make himself richer, but never a plan to make your bills more affordable.

[S. ✰ ✰ ✰ ✰ @shirlsssssss]

job applications are dumb. "what’s your desired salary" a billion dollars next question

[kartoffel @courters95]

@jared_shult The disrespect to Louis Pasteur

[lia @tallsnail]

unfortunately for my husband, I am once again firing up the janky cold war-era claymation christmas specials that shaped my psyche

my children will inherit this burden

[Kareem Carr, Ph.D. @kareem_carr]

this but vaccines

[Sabrina Carpenter @SabrinaAnnLynn]

@WhiteHouse this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Just rolled a joint. It was my ankle.

[kartoffel @courters95]

Weird

[Nancy Mace @NancyMace]

Trump's MRI doctor basically just confirmed he's immortal. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[kartoffel @courters95]

Is 30 too old?

[MC Squared @mcsquared34]

Imagine being so propagandized that you think it’s a bad thing to provide children with food at a place they’re legally obligated to be 8 hours a day

[kartoffel @courters95]

My lagree instructor used me as the “good form” example in class today 🙏🏻 made it

[kartoffel @courters95]

@PrinzingKyle Me too

[kartoffel @courters95]

#mce #2days #sewcoote @PrinzingKyle