Courtney Bliss

I'm not very good at this

[Courtney Bliss @courteybee123]

Win Two Free International Roundtrip Flights! https://t.co/1bt9Y2cspd via @scottsflights

[Courtney Bliss @courteybee123]

@kkcrybaby Marley and Me, a dog lover's worst nightmare 🐶😩😢

[Courtney Bliss @courteybee123]

@ValuePenguin How do I remove my phone number from your site? I keep getting hassled by auto insurance providers, please help asap

[Courtney Bliss @courteybee123]

@kiel0909 Oh Nick has unlimited data somehow, so nothing to worry about there. And I'll spare you from a cheesy road trip video this time ☺️

[Courtney Bliss @courteybee123]

@kiel0909 I get 2 gigs a month, which actually isn't too bad. But wifi hotspots in the middle of no where = happiness 😊

[Courtney Bliss @courteybee123]

Nick got a wifi hotspot on his phone for our cross country road trip... I knew I married this man for a reason 🙌🏻

[Courtney Bliss @courteybee123]

Little Liv- my spirit animal 🍪😊

[Courtney Bliss @courteybee123]

@andiscrumptious gym creeps, the worst of the worst 😬🙅🏼

[Courtney Bliss @courteybee123]

The true sounds of marriage 😴😠🔫

[Courtney Bliss @courteybee123]

@BeccaShuel hahaha love it 😂

[Courtney Bliss @courteybee123]

Went in to kiss my hubs and he poked me with a toothpick he had hidden in his mouth. You could say our Vday wknd is getting pretty romantic

[Courtney Bliss @courteybee123]

Super bowl halftime show legit almost making me cry and I'm not even menstrual

[Courtney Bliss @courteybee123]

Talking about your gas is always a great way to bring everyone together 💨

[Courtney Bliss @courteybee123]

@kkcrybaby haha thanks 🙏🏻 And yep just 5 more weeks til I'm moving to Southern CA, thank the heavens!

[Courtney Bliss @courteybee123]

@kkcrybaby this is my life everyday living in Iowa, like if you don't have a coat on, you'll die. Srsly so over it.

[Courtney Bliss @courteybee123]

Nannying has taught me lots about motherhood. Like when u have to use a public restroom, just put the kid w/ u on the toilet, it's chill

[Courtney Bliss @courteybee123]

@BeccaShuel Wow way to freak me out and make me think you were prego for sec! Hahaha 😂

[Courtney Bliss @courteybee123]

@BeccaShuel And you betta be like 🙅🏼🙅🏼🙅🏼🙅🏼🙅🏼👎🏻.... 😉 I know you are though!

[Courtney Bliss @courteybee123]

Donald trump bought out our local movie theater tonight for anyone to see the movie "13 hours." He may be crazy, but thats a free date night

[Courtney Bliss @courteybee123]

This quinoa legit looks like tiny condoms. Sorry had to say it 🙈