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I'm as American as baseball, hotdogs, apple pie, and Chevrolet.

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Twitter is so much more entertaining than Facebook when you have insomnia.

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I am perplexed by people driving electric golf carts in hilly neighborhoods. Is it fun to drive at half the speed of smell?

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Who thinks Bama will make it to the BCS Championship game? #NCAA #football

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A Yukon in front of me is playing a pirate DVD that just put glasses on over his patch to read something. #TimeForANewActor

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"Keep your eyes on the stars and your feet on the ground." - Teddy Roosevelt #quote

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@courtholl Steve Jobs is gone. My iPhone needs some Prozac. Is there an app for that?

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It's Friday & there are 2 great festivals this weekend! #ILoveFall

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Good morning, followers! I hope you have a wonderful day! #FeelingEncouragingThisMorning

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@JohnWBell Day 1 & I'm already mucked up .. Good sign right?! Lol

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@jimblogger Best explanation: http://t.co/HRI1lOuh

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After that Chest & Back workout, I'm praying this protein bar has secret powers otherwise I'll be struggling at work in a little bit!

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In the past I've attempted the lean workout, so this time I'm doing classic #P90X .. God save the Queen!

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I've toyed with P90X so many times that I'm basically the ultimate tease. #CallMeAnExerciseFlirt

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@JohnWBell I'm sure he appreciates your almost-loyalty!

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The game is tomorrow night at 8:30. #GoCowboys • RT @ReaganStyle: Redskins vs Cowboys tonight! Go Skins!

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@ESPNCFB It's a well known fact that Southerners love BBQ & I hear there's some fresh pig that just got slaughtered in Tuscaloosa! #RTR

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It's a well known fact that Southerners love BBQ & I hear there's some fresh pig that just got slaughtered in Tuscaloosa! #RollTide

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That's an insult RT @jadande: I know I shouldn't cross Aub-Ala lines, but that Maze punt return TD looked a lot like Cam Newton last year

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Hogs, tell your driver to START THE BUS! #Bama

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We call that play "Sit down, son!" #Bama