Woke up this morning dreaming that I, for whatever reason, got onto the shit list of this really attractive guy
(I think I was kirking people, I don’t really remember) +
And he pins me down on my hands and knees with a fucking katana blade to my neck
Holding my head up and making me look at a “register your name!” screen, telling me to say my name like I was playing a video game, and it might be the hottest thing I’ve ever dreamt
teaching your daughter how to adult kiss while they’re sat on your lap, but then you look down and notice that there’s a wet spot under her on your pants <3