NEW YORK: A 12-year-old boy stunned a New York courtroom after refusing to live with every family member the judge suggested claiming his parents, aunt, and grandparents had all beaten him.
With no relatives left to place him with, the judge asked who he wanted custody from.
The boy calmly replied:
“New York Mets. They can’t beat anyone.”
After checking legal guidelines, the judge granted temporary custody to the team.
That’s it, ladies and gentlemen.
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@mkolken@jonfavs Imagine that, telling one of the top immigration lawyers in the country what immigration law says! Typical dem it's true because I says so. Keep fighting the good fight Matt! Go Bills!