Court Sansom

my tweets fall into 3 categories: cursing about politics, getting expedited customer service from brands, and flirting shamelessly with celebrities 🏳️‍🌈😍

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@kylegriffin1 The only way Lisa says no is if she knows they have the votes elsewhere. Miss me with her attention seeking drama 🙄

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@PeggySue1_1958 @SenRandPaul @doj It says nothing about trusting the science but plenty about not trusting the virulent mobster these idiots voted into office in the last election.

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@lsferguson @JimBauer601 There’s no supply issue. Demand is inflexible. Margins are next to nothing, so it’s close to cost already. Inputs have increased in price, not least because we started an embarrassing war in Iran. Lower volumes only increase the price because margins have to scale up.

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@lsferguson No it isn’t 🙄

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@Walgor1 @ZelenskyyUa “Peace terms”? Fuck right off. Terms are get the fuck out of Ukraine and throw Putin into a Siberian work camp until he’s dead. Deal?

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@theDymondChris @ZelenskyyUa Well, this is a fucking gross tweet.

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@deanandersonnyc @jbuchanab @AdamKinzinger @FoxNews That’s not hard evidence; that’s just a sentence. Hard evidence would be the knife, some bodycam footage, or something off the many surveillance cameras covering the pool.

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@RFlorkey Liberal here, explaining: it’s fine because it isn’t true. There.

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@PlumbNick @joshdsheffield That typo was the only true element to your post, so I guess you lucked out.

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@PlumbNick Indeed, it does in fact seem that “you CAN make this up.” Assuming that was a typo, it was a telling one.

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@Angry_Staffer Trump got what he wanted: a deeply seeded narrative. Of course he knew it was shitty work; he’s been a corner cutting contractor his whole life. He just had to lie energetically until most people forgot about it. This is not a novel strategy for him. Not sure why we’re surprised.

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@WalterHudson More.

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@Frio_river @AdamKinzinger 😂 having some big feels today, are ya?

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@bennyjohnson Tell me you didn’t read the bill without telling me, Benny 🙄

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@RobertBurns82 This is a joke, right? You bastards pull a supermajority with 47% of the vote 🙄

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@DirkDontPlay @RepMcGovern There’s not any. They’ve been holding this football for years and y’all keep Charlie Browning it over and over again.

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@MClementso15454 @DineshDSouza @POTUS Well, the literal billions he and his family have harvested from the Treasury more than makes up for it…

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@cptwwh @TexasTribune If he doesn’t actually reside there, he can’t use it for his residence. He’s put people in prison for the very same thing. Election laws just matter to you if people are brown, is that it?

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@downsj @TexasTribune @JeffStensland So you don’t really care about election laws, huh?

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@ChrisHugh916 @txsalth2o The red card wasn’t unjust. Focus on reading comprehension more than looking for an opportunity to misuse pseudo-philosophical phrases like “moral inversion”.