Courteney Shultz

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[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Just letting everyone know I’m reading a book right now. I also drank 7 glasses of water yesterday. Im not saying explicitly that I’m a better person than you, but it is heavily heavily implied. Heaven is going to be awesome!

[cj- @cjnieI]

One thing about butterflies they do not fly in your house that’s a bug with class

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

noah kahan writes songs for people who are functioning fine but are genuinely one spiral away from not being okay

[22gunner @Gnar1104]

I wonder who came up with the lie if you pump yo gas while the car running it's gone blow up

[Sameer @oosafarnama]

To love someone is to recognize that they are not here to complete you, fix you, or fulfill you. Instead, they are here to walk beside you as a fellow imperfect person with their own wounds, their own nervous system, and their own unconscious patterns.

[n @onlywithn]

if grief is love with nowhere to go, then where does it gather? in the corners of your eyes, the back of your throat, that hollow in your chest. waiting for the slightest touch to spill.

[Courteney Shultz @courtshultz]

bring twitter back 2025

[sarah @heavenbrat]

happy womens day especially to every first born daughter

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

when u realize Valentine’s Day falls on a Tuesday

[ivy ♡ *⁠.⁠✧ @xbabyivy]

Nobody:

me at the club: 🗣 WE STILL GOING TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT AFTER THIS?

[d✮isy @toohighforthiis]

the weight of a man on top of me would be nice rn

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

i be checking my phone like someone cares about me LMAO

[gen ⍤ @genmnz]

a lover girl that’s losing her love

[ᴀ. @alyssaxtrevino]

I AM SO LUCKY AND EVERYTHING ALWAYS WORKS OUT FOR ME 🦋🦋🦋

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

how do i make $7,615,196,817.91 by midnight

[Courteney Shultz @courtshultz]

my friday night consists of me obsessively refreshing my pizza tracker to see if my pizza is on its way yet

[Courteney Shultz @courtshultz]

not me looking at flights at the first flurry of the szn

[Courteney Shultz @courtshultz]

coming home from work and seeing that the snow plow company lined the driveway with those markers is always 100% one of the most depressing days ever

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I love that thing girls do when we give each other disclaimers before hanging out like “ok jsyk my hair is NOT clean” “that’s fine I look like hot garbage!!” it’s so funny why do we do that