Courteney Jensen

i do what i want.

[Chuck Schumer @SenSchumer]

If President Trump doesn’t like Twitter, he can do everyone a favor and stop tweeting.

[Courteney Jensen @courtyyyj]

I'm playing WordBrain and I've just reached brain size 1424! #wordbrain #genius #words http://t.co/fXkRib5tRg

[Courteney Jensen @courtyyyj]

Miserable.

[Courteney Jensen @courtyyyj]

Actions speak louder than words, so start acting and stop talking.

[Courteney Jensen @courtyyyj]

I have start the healing process. Or I'll never be able to move forward.

[Courteney Jensen @courtyyyj]

@Needlnhaystack I hate you. You will be getting #NoWooHooThisWinter

[Courteney Jensen @courtyyyj]

@PeeWeezy22 go paint my bedroom! Or start unpacking my shit if you're bored friend ☺️👍👌

[Courteney Jensen @courtyyyj]

@Needlnhaystack and nothing I do is awkward. I'm the ruler. You're my slave. Go to bed it's past your bedtime.

[Courteney Jensen @courtyyyj]

@Needlnhaystack it cut off my tweet and posted the rest after the fact... Fuck this ghetto application and form of social media.

[Courteney Jensen @courtyyyj]

I just want to move into my fuckinggg houuuussseeee .

[Courteney Jensen @courtyyyj]

@Needlnhaystack

[Courteney Jensen @courtyyyj]

@Needlnhaystack @Cremo115 He had to grow up, there are these things called responsibilities. We have them. #slavelabortime #sorrynotsorry

[Courteney Jensen @courtyyyj]

@ChefferyStrano P.S. Miss seeing your chopper face :)

[Courteney Jensen @courtyyyj]

Some girls aren't as lucky as me. I get to spend the rest of my life with my best friend.

[Courteney Jensen @courtyyyj]

@ChefferyStrano Pssssh you underestimate my powers! #supremecourtjudge #mygodfather #igotjuice

[Courteney Jensen @courtyyyj]

@ChefferyStrano you could have lied and said your relative of sorts is Courteney Jensen. #sheriffsdaughter #whatsaticket? #priveleged

[Courteney Jensen @courtyyyj]

It must be quarter past I don't give a fuck .

[Courteney Jensen @courtyyyj]

@Needlnhaystack what does it say about you that our dog is 16 lbs dickhead, huh?! Lol. ☺️👌

[Courteney Jensen @courtyyyj]

NYS Tax & Finance? Don't mind if I do!

[Courteney Jensen @courtyyyj]

@PeeWeezy22 don't be sad that @iGotaGrammy wooed Strano and now you can't take him as your plus one.