Blue Lotus

A new lease on life 😊

[FRESH PRINCE @BlaqBonez]

the kids are still not back, what kind of life could they even live after this if they make it out, Nigeria has happened to them 💔

[goma @soigomaa]

I think of these women every day and feel guilty.
If not for geographical luck this could be me. I don't know how to help

[. @UcheKl]

Toddlers are being held by terrorists, but the prevailing topic among Nigerians on the internet is holidaying in Monaco.

[Olajumoke Ella🧶 @crochetanella]

109 Squares later 🧶🧶🧶, please algorithm be nice and show my craft to people that will love them😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

[Blue Lotus @Cousc0us]

Normal ke?

Anita has dropped like 10 condescending tweets as per she be Monaco customer.
Banger boys don call Sophia 10 kinds of whore on top her clips.
Boys have gone to gobble one Biyi &SnManOA on top their pics

Do you honestly think we have the capacity to act normal?

[©️ @NoGinNoJuice]

I look at the discourse about Monaco amongst Nigerians and I ask myself why we can’t behave normal about anything

[ThatPortharcourtBoy aka Nnukwu Nmanwu @ThatPHCBoy]

delay is not denial 😍😍

[Blue Lotus @Cousc0us]

@ThatPHCBoy I have just been smh since I saw those tweets. The Nigerian state knowing fully well they won't pick up the terrorist can decide to pick the ppl receiving money from terrorists account & accuse them of collaborating.
They will simply use them to generate "bail money" as usual

[Blue Lotus @Cousc0us]

I see somebody took " anumo kii nule" too far🤣🤣

[Adenike Lanlehin @omotomilola]

I just overheard my 5yr old begging her sister (9) to please let her have her apples and grapes that she took to school but didn’t eat. Her sis replied “no, I want to eat them while I’m reading my Diary of a Wimpy Kid….”

Me in the kitchen munching THEEE apples and grapes ..

[Blue Lotus @Cousc0us]

@imoteda 🤣

[Blue Lotus @Cousc0us]

Could have what?

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Quench quencies

[Blue Lotus @Cousc0us]

So much going on. The guys were being silly.

Sis had enough edge-control to build a dandruff-bear, his hair wasn't that thick or long

[✨NolaDarling_2.0 👩🏾‍💻✨ @SM_TechB3aute]

And then men says no one celebrate them or give them a gift because they think everything is

Ggggggggaaaaaayyyy 🌈🫩

[Blue Lotus @Cousc0us]

Lmfaooooo

[Regulus Noir @StarRegulusNoir]

@SM_TechB3aute Straight men receiving a birthday cake from the homie. 😭

[Ifediche @esther_stan]

Had a pineapple craving.

[jai @jaimariah]

showing my layers

[Blue Lotus @Cousc0us]

Nigeria is more like India than China. 2 gba twins

[ताई रामकली @haryanvitai]

कुरुक्षेत्र में 15 वर्षीय लड़की से रेप के मामले में राज्य महिला आयोग की चेयरपर्सन रेणु भाटिया ने रविवार को लोकनायक जयप्रकाश सिविल अस्पताल (LNJP) का दौरा किया। इस दौरान उन्होंने प्रिंसिपल मेडिकल ऑफिसर (PMO) डॉ. साराह अग्रवाल समेत ड्यूटी पर तैनात नर्स
को फटकारा कहा -

-आपकी बेटी होती तो 15 मिनट अकेली छोड़ देते?

[Anjali 👊🔥🇺🇸 @AnjaliVBhatt]

every single part of "my mayor muslim, my bagels jewish, my christian dior, knicks in four" is not applicable to me but that hasn't stopped me from saying it out loud fifteen times today

[Blue Lotus @Cousc0us]

Brazen daylight robbery

[f. @fortuneakande]

look, btw

[Blue Lotus @Cousc0us]

@walegates Mind yoh, governors have been disappearing people doing videos about bad roads.

If 2 or 3 of these ppl had been given the same treatment, we wouldn't have people ruling up religious tensions online

[Blue Lotus @Cousc0us]

@ChifeDr Chief, na "Dey for who Dey dey for you" era we dey so.

[The Cake Chancery @TheCakeChancery]

Help me bless this beauty with 200 retweets 🙏🙏🙏🙏