jessie 🪩

she/her 🪴 I mostly tweet about baseball and tv

[jessie 🪩 @cousinjess]

You’re telling me the Spanish word for enemy is enemigo??? Incredible

[jessie 🪩 @cousinjess]

LITERALLY!!! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!!!

[GenevieveCrave | Angela Era @cococannel2026]

When they said bring villains back on Survivor they didn’t mean this #survivor #survivor49

[, @w0a0i0f]

“sorry for trauma dumping” bro i literally love and care for you? it’s an honour to learn about the complex and subtle ways that life has shaped you? i hope to be your trusted friend and confidant for the rest of my days?

[jessie 🪩 @cousinjess]

@sophibalerdi The way my husband was GAGGING thinking it was skin!!!

[jessie 🪩 @cousinjess]

“I can make deals with the devil because my dick’s bigger” is an absolute all timer

[jessie 🪩 @cousinjess]

I am nothing if not one nosy bitch

[WTFGOP @doggintrump]

You want to mourn people who have been shot & killed? Here are the kids who died in the Uvalde shooting in 2022

These are the people, Charlie Kirk said were acceptable loses so people can keep their guns. That was his opinion

SO GUN LAWS NOW because these are the innocent lives below that never got a chance to have an opinion

[jessie 🪩 @cousinjess]

Just tried to use two fingers to zoom in on a physical flyer. We are cooked

[jessie 🪩 @cousinjess]

Lights, camera, bitch, smile

[jessie 🪩 @cousinjess]

I’m just so annoyed that they aren’t blonde

[Netflix @netflix]

Meet Poppy & Alex.

PEOPLE WE MEET ON VACATION starring Emily Bader and Tom Blyth is yours on January 9.

[jessie 🪩 @cousinjess]

❗️❗️❗️

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

what are some good jobs for someone with no passions or interests or motivation or social skills or strengths

[jessie 🪩 @cousinjess]

#Survivor50

[jessie 🪩 @cousinjess]

Ok officially rooting for Kyle now

[president of kindness @realityysimp]

MILLENIALS VS GEN X

[jessie 🪩 @cousinjess]

It’s my time of the month*

*I’m ovulating and once again extremely pissed that I can’t have this much energy every day of my life

[jessie 🪩 @cousinjess]

SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW

[JOE MANGANIELLO @JoeManganiello]

@Theshanepowers @survivorcbs Come to DONDI brother… 🏝️💼💰

[Jesse Lopez @Jesse_L_Lopez]

Jesse will not return as Jesse in ‘Avengers: In the Hands of the Fans’.

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

thanks for spending time with me today. can u just fill out this questionnaire
- did i act ok
- was i cool
- was i fun
- did you have fun
- did i do anything wrong

[jessie 🪩 @cousinjess]

To quote the great @MTVDevinWalker #TheTraitorsUS

[Mel ✨ @melbrown00]

Big Brother players’ placements on #TheTraitorsUS

[jessie 🪩 @cousinjess]

In 5th grade I beat the smartest kid in our grade in the Geography Bee by blindly guessing the answer to the last question correctly. Everyone cheered (at least in my memory), he was devastated, I felt like an imposter who had no idea what she was doing lol

[brooke (tokyo aug 6-12) @gptbrooke]

What’s an anecdote from your childhood that turned out to capture who you became as an adult pretty well?

[Mike Bloom @AMikeBloomType]

Boston Rob realizing Tom Sandoval is onto him as a Traitor #TheTraitorsUS