Cousin Lover

Arkansas gotta be the most awesomest state ever. This ain't y'alls Kansas this is AR Kansas.

[Cousin Lover @cousinlovin]

@Arkansaslovin we gotta family bush #sexybush

[Cousin Lover @cousinlovin]

@Arkansaslovin "family first" has a whole new definition in Arkansas #dips

[Cousin Lover @cousinlovin]

@Arkansaslovin yes sir. A sticky cousin is a good cousin #family

[Larry dingus @Arkansaslovin]

@cousinlovin i would cover her in arkansauce #stickycousins

[Cousin Lover @cousinlovin]

@Arkansaslovin Man I wish Megan Fox was my cousin. #iwouldtearthatup

[Cousin Lover @cousinlovin]

People only dislike Arkansas cause our cousins are so much hotter than theirs #factsonfactsonfacts

[Cousin Lover @cousinlovin]

No more subliminals, fuck Arkansas

[Cousin Lover @cousinlovin]

Arkansas population: 2,937,979

Last names in Arkansas: 12

[Cousin Lover @cousinlovin]

@ArkansasGirls Oooh, the good part #duh

[Cousin Lover @cousinlovin]

FACT OF THE DAY: @ArkansasGirls make for the sexiest cousins ever

[Cousin Lover @cousinlovin]

@Arkansaslovin hot damn that's my favorite kinda biscuits. Especially dipped in Arkansauce

[Cousin Lover @cousinlovin]

@ArkansasGirls well Arkansas of course

[Cousin Lover @cousinlovin]

@ArkansasGirls why would I joke about such a serious matter?!

[ArkansasGirl @ArkansasGirls]

@cousinlovin haha are you being for real?

[Cousin Lover @cousinlovin]

@ArkansasGirls I pray that we are kin to each other #letsmeetup

[Cousin Lover @cousinlovin]

I'm in the middle of a dry spell :/ can't wait until the next family reunion #hellsyeah #sexytime

[Cousin Lover @cousinlovin]

I would have so many more jokes on here if only you Arkansas people could just understand them.

[Larry dingus @Arkansaslovin]

@cousinlovin I have so many cousins but none of them follow me.. Maybe because I #hitit and #quitit

[Cousin Lover @cousinlovin]

Keep your head up Arkansas. You're at least better than Oklahoma #fordamnsure