Couvsteve

I’m a musician/husband/dad/friend. I work hard & play hard. I have a hot take on everything…name any topic. Oh and I do finance stuff

[Couvsteve @couvsteve]

@tailor_hartman You’re made of weak materials if you can’t drink an afternoon coffee without jitters. I’m ADHD through and through. Immune to the jitters.

[Couvsteve @couvsteve]

@tailor_hartman Travesty. Exact transcript from my 13 year olds text yesterday “hey mom, can you approve the app download so I can door dash some Starbies?”

[Couvsteve @couvsteve]

@mparnell1985 New Year’s resolution to joint Twitter?

[Couvsteve @couvsteve]

@mikelibbey_ hiring is hard. Definitely better to go without than to hire wrong. But in the moment it really sucks.

[Couvsteve @couvsteve]

@scotchua @JStaatsCPA Sounds like someone has found the perfect work/life balance

[Couvsteve @couvsteve]

Sometimes I feel like @JStaatsCPA takes things we all know and makes them so simple to execute. I’ve already sent this to my executive team…from my email on my phone….on Sunday 🤦🏼‍♂️ I’m sick. I need help.

[Jason Staats⚡ @jasononfirms]

How to spend less time on email ☠️☠️☠️

[Couvsteve @couvsteve]

Why have no hotels figured out how to do quiet closing doors?

[Couvsteve @couvsteve]

@scotchua @EverybodysBrew Yeah, the waitress said a lot of people have been upset about it. It just doesn’t make sense. It’s a very high margin food and has to be extremely popular. I was devastated. We work right next door!

[Couvsteve @couvsteve]

Hey @EverybodysBrew, why did you guys remove the tots from the battle ground menu? The menu is basically the same but the tots are gone. It’s literally my favorite thing on the menu and I think you’ll find that’s a common favorite.

[Couvsteve @couvsteve]

I think we can all agree that Nerds gummy clusters have taken the mantle of best candy in the US. No poll needed. Thanks for agreeing with me.

[Couvsteve @couvsteve]

I might be getting old a video of someone listening to an audio clip and just nodding along seems like the most pointless thing but it seems like the only thing on social right now.

Like, just post the original not your unoriginal reaction.

[Couvsteve @couvsteve]

#taxtwitter why does everyone hate PE so much? It seems like the general complaint is they raise fees too high. But, isn’t the biggest issue with accountants right now that they aren’t charging enough and burning out? Side note, I’m not advocating for PE.

[Couvsteve @couvsteve]

@Shimshon1800 @FortWayneCPA What are you charging for bookkeeping? It sounds like you can raise rates. I think of PE like Starbucks. No real focus on quality but they make it possible to charge a decent price for a cup of coffee for the small guy who wants to produce quality.

[Couvsteve @couvsteve]

@scotchua

[Couvsteve @couvsteve]

@tailor_hartman That’s Steven with a PH.

[Couvsteve @couvsteve]

@tailor_hartman It’s like Dante’s inferno. Constantly posting, and only getting spam back for all of eternity.

[Couvsteve @couvsteve]

@scotchua @McDonalds I’m sure it’s the franchise, it’s the Lacey, WA location. I’m going to email them too but I wanted to reach out to corporate since I’ve been going to McDonald’s for 40 years and never had that happen.

[Couvsteve @couvsteve]

Hey @McDonalds, when did you start charging for ketchup packets? I ordered 2 value meals was given 3 packets total. When I asked for more they said ketchup packets cost 3 cents per packet. This was the shift manager. Are you guys going bankrupt? What’s even happening?