Nic 🇺🇸🦅

It's gonna be a bloodbath

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

👌😂😂

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

The way Kenny Rogers’ whole face lights up the moment he hears Dolly Parton’s voice coming from offstage.

I have always loved this performance so much.

[il Donaldo Trumpo @PapiTrumpo]

HE'S THE BEST!!!😂😂😂

[Nic 🇺🇸🦅 @covandfefe]

@depressionlesss I hope he doesn't get explosive diarrhea.

[Jonathan Slater @slater57649]

Cutest mystery ever

[Jonathan Slater @slater57649]

Nacho kneading. The sweetest thing you’ll see all day

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

The cat who keeps asking for the trampoline

[Rob @_ROB_29]

Light up duck slippers for kitty cat

[Conservatron @Conservatron1]

Yes. America has it all.
Literally.

[Nic 🇺🇸🦅 @covandfefe]

@nulamoonsnail @TonyLaneNV @adoggzz Did the bear tell you that?

[FLOTUS Report @MELANIAJTRUMP]

I love this moment!

[Paper Parrot @paperparrot_]

He loves watermelon, so his human gifted him one whole watermelon as a "toy." He has now achieved peak canine happiness and all stuffed toys officially obsolete… would play a melon 🍈 fetch with him

[Nic 🇺🇸🦅 @covandfefe]

@creepydotorg

[MAX💞🐶 @Mxe9l]

THIS ls exactly what l wanted omg

[My moms caregiver ™ @mymomcare]

Top advertisers on Jimmy Kimmel’s show. We know what to do.
@Allstate
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[Ben Owen™️ @hrkbenowen]

Retweet if you’d like to see @JimmyKimmelLive fired.

@ABC and @Disney are tagged.

[Liz Wheeler @Liz_Wheeler]

President Trump wanted to come back and stage, for the show to go on.

Bobby Kennedy stayed seated with his head high while everyone else dove under tables.

Stephen Miller, while Secret Service agents tried to evacuate him, did not let go of his own protective cover of his pregnant wife Katie.

Legendary courage.

Exactly the men I want running my country.

[unseen1 @unseen1_unseen]

This is why they were deathly afraid of Trump for the last 10 years.

This is why they impeached him twice.

This is why some in the gop establishment threw the 2018 midterms.

This is why they stacked his cabinet/admin in Trump 1.0 with Bruti.

This is why certain people on the right counter message everything coming out of this admin.

This is why they are melting down, daily.

Trump is changing the country and the world.

He is exposing decades of grift.

He is showing that we don't have to live this way.

He is shinning a light on "unfixable problems" that turn out to be simply fixed if not exactly easily fixed.

They have no defense for that truth.

Turns out the border could always have been secured in days if they wanted to do it.

Turns out, yes we can deport illegals from the interior if they wanted to do it.

Turns out, yes, we can require companies to not put poison into our food if they wanted to do it.

Turns out we can send the poisoners of our children to the bottom of the sea if they wanted to do it.

Turns out we don't have to live with mass migration if they wanted to stop it.

Turns out we don't have to hollow out fly over country and force our citizens to learn to code if they didn't want it to happen.

Turns out we dont have to pay for the world's research and development cost for prescription drugs if they cared about our welfare.

Turns out we dont have to allow widespread fraud in welfare programs if they dont want it.

Turns out we dont have to fear terror loving countries plunging the world into a new dark age if they have a set of balls.

Turns out we dont have to allow other countries to rip us off in trade if they cared about Americans.

Turns out we don't have to become woke to protect minority rights.

[Nic 🇺🇸🦅 @covandfefe]

@atensnut