ur local vamp ♡

[ur local vamp ♡ @covenofbats]

honestly do not even know who tf i was talking about

[ur local vamp ♡ @covenofbats]

guys i think he thinks i’m insane (he absolutely 100% does NOT have enough information about me to believe that)

[ur local vamp ♡ @covenofbats]

me back on twt is a mental health recession indicator

[ur local vamp ♡ @covenofbats]

twt prn

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back with a creeping sense that i have ocd but that’s a problem for another day

[ur local vamp ♡ @covenofbats]

obsession and not in the cute way

[ur local vamp ♡ @covenofbats]

don’t think i’ve ever experienced a healthy attraction in my life actually

[ur local vamp ♡ @covenofbats]

so actually i think i’m insane

[ur local vamp ♡ @covenofbats]

what the actual fuck do i have a bachelors degree for???

[ur local vamp ♡ @covenofbats]

life is so fucking depressing lately

[ur local vamp ♡ @covenofbats]

normalize complimenting women on their boyfriends like they’re a little accessory, no more than a hand bag, a piece of jewelry. tell me where you found him, was he a stray?

[ur local vamp ♡ @covenofbats]

update: he was fucking insane

[ur local vamp ♡ @covenofbats]

update: he’s my man

[ur local vamp ♡ @covenofbats]

everything falls into place at the exact moment it’s supposed to

[ur local vamp ♡ @covenofbats]

i need everybody to throw a brick at me the SECOND i start tweeting about a man being obsessed with me bc??? ofc he would be wtf

[ur local vamp ♡ @covenofbats]

okay but do your eyebrows make him horny?

[ur local vamp ♡ @covenofbats]

everything falls into place at the exact moment it’s supposed to

[ur local vamp ♡ @covenofbats]

so earlier he said “i love you more” and now he said “i love you too” so i guess what i’m wondering is what i did in the past two hours to make him love me less???????

[ur local vamp ♡ @covenofbats]

found a man obsessed with me ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[ur local vamp ♡ @covenofbats]

i don’t know how people do quickies sex is not just some dick i need the full course

[ur local vamp ♡ @covenofbats]

update: this man found my facebook as well

[ur local vamp ♡ @covenofbats]

texted a guy for 20 hours and he was tryna act like my bf, i left him on opened after he got weird with me then he double texted after that and then added me on snap unprompted and texted again. after telling me he “don’t chase” 💀 yeah okay

[ur local vamp ♡ @covenofbats]

update: he’s my man

[ur local vamp ♡ @covenofbats]

i think i found my man