mrs obama

[cumweiser @cumweiser]

i bet living in maine and wearing a sweater feels good asf

[Captain YUMA @yumabooma]

Every new picture I see from the oval office just looks like this

[CLE @LeggEnjoyer]

gay person: i'm gay

autistic person: i'm autistic

gay and autistic person: i’m a graduate of the university of pittsburgh

[percy! @historygf]

pioneering Call Out Of Work October. what do we think about #CallOutOfWorkOctober

[one dozen bats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

well, now that the Phillies are eliminated, I can focus all my energy to my other Fall passion that never disappoints me or lets me down: the electoral performance of the Democratic Party

[mrs obama @covfefe69420]

this is how every relationship should handle a breakup for us nosy people

[cait @deliicait]

A normal man announced his divorce in this way and instagram fed it to a bunch of people (including me) I’m dying at the faq slide

[猫が正義 @bazkosume]

もはや現代アートにしか見えない

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

forget everything i’ve ever said unless it was smart or funny in that case remember it forever

[Hugh Jasdick @bitchesLOVEtoad]

it's crazy how easy it is to ignore your responsibilities and play on your phone

[leah @kmewisfc]

no dad, owning a successful lesbian covid conscious bar in western mass was YOUR dream. I’M going to clown school

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

listening to some above ground shit you’ve definitely heard of

[don ✨ @ddpain_]

They treat Sol like Meg Griffin 😭😭😭😭

[ChaCha Wigs Fulfillment Center @JahnZilch]

everyone concentrate on a third eighty year old right now

[CLARISSA IN THEATERS DEC 11 @edebiriii]

this is gonna sound ridiculous but it didn’t even occur to me that Dolly Parton could die

[♤ ZY.a⁸² 🗝 audhd | tired artist @kuzya_sa]

Oh to be a kitten named bacteria with my best friend flea on a comfy bed

[f🐞 @djorryy]

date idea we go through my tiktok reposts and i explain every single one of them bc my taste in everything is so goated

[Chargers⚡️Union @Chargers_Union]

There’s just no shot we get Charlie Kirk day and 9/11 back to back til the end of time