Kyle

let him cook

[Kyle @covfefe_kyle]

Fall seven times

And stand up eight

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Watch Starship's twelfth flight test https://t.co/wxna6dy4Lh

[۟ @4NGELWING]

no bro don’t buy airpods. you need the Sony WH-1000XM5-WHCH720N-WF1000XM5-CH520

[Kyle @covfefe_kyle]

If you buy your fat 13-year-old an e-bike so he can do 35 in a residential,

you are a net-negative on society.

[Tristin Hopper @TristinHopper]

I like to think that Iran's leadership was doing a "no bad ideas" brainstorming session on a whiteboard when everything blew up.

[Will Chamberlain @willchamberlain]

Look I’m not a fan of Gavin Newsom but even I think sending an F-35 to Sacramento would be excessive

[Kyle @covfefe_kyle]

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.
-H. L. Mencken

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

"Leave our taxes alone!!!"

NY Democrats are not happy with the new plan by Mayor Mamdani to raise taxes on middle class:

[Kyle @covfefe_kyle]

@rubOnTan @Tekeee As long as we aren’t using T-Mobile 🤝🏼

[Kyle @covfefe_kyle]

@rubOnTan 🐟

[Kyle @covfefe_kyle]

@rubOnTan Same

[Marco Rubio @marcorubio]

I do not normally respond to online rumors but feel the need to do so at this moment

I will not be a candidate for the currently vacant HC and GM positions with the Miami Dolphins.

While you never know what the future may bring right now my focus must remain on global events and also the precious archives of the United States of America.

Thank you

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

Wife just asked if we could swing by Costco on the way to church tonight

[Kyle @covfefe_kyle]

@rubOnTan All gas no brakes

[Kyle @covfefe_kyle]

@rubOnTan Send it

[Kyle @covfefe_kyle]

Wide ✅
Tan 💀

[Kyle @covfefe_kyle]

It’s a heater

https://t.co/fBDFoNxSeo

[Kyle @covfefe_kyle]

@rubOnTan Some mint mobile customer tried to give me a hard time for eating butter on a steak

“Oh that’s so much fat”

Fella what you need to do is eat at a deficit, start walking, and stay in your lane

[Kyle @covfefe_kyle]

@FTMKeienburg Tighten up matchmaking so that all players are in a 400 elo range. (We are happy to wait 5x the time to get a fair match.)

Get rid of bots at the low ranks. (Free wins in a ranked mode makes no sense.)

[Kyle @covfefe_kyle]

@rubOnTan @SkylineETH @KingDSky Imagine needed 4k bots to tell you, “you’re special”

[Kyle @covfefe_kyle]

@rubOnTan Halo Reach in Harrison went crazy