Covfefe The Cat

Yes, I am a cat and yes I am capable of speech. Somehow caught up in this 'Orb of T'kketh' business.

[Covfefe The Cat @CovfefeCat]

It's always a good time for a twelve hour nap.

[Covfefe The Cat @CovfefeCat]

I may be a cat, but support your local businesses during this time please.

Local Coffee Houses and Cafés need you now more than ever.

[Covfefe The Cat @CovfefeCat]

@charlottedobre Thought this would be worth one of your hot takes
The AUDAciiiiTttYyyyy of this man and to think he was in the right is dumbfounding

[Covfefe The Cat @CovfefeCat]

Four Years...

[Covfefe The Cat @CovfefeCat]

@CovfefePal BY MY WHISKERS!
You're still here too?!

[Covfefe The Cat @CovfefeCat]

@CovfefeS Meow?

[Covfefe The Cat @CovfefeCat]

It's been three years.

The orb is still yet to be relinquished and this world continues to fall deeper and deeper into chaos.

[Covfefe the Boring @CovfefeS]

WASH YOUR HANDS, WHICH YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN DOING ANYWAY YOU FILTHY FART CREATURE.

[Covfefe The Cat @CovfefeCat]

Are there any of my dear friends still out there?

[Covfefe The Cat @CovfefeCat]

#MyTwitterAnniversary

By my whiskers! Two years since we were plucked from our cozy realm to this somewhat acceptable alternative by that bumbling baffoon of an orange.

[Covfefe the Boring @CovfefeS]

* raccoons aren't easy to domesticate & are pretty much jerks.

[Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda]

One small step for man...
One giant blep for catkind

[Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda]

He had a thing
I had a wish
He made it swing
I got the fish

[Covfefe The Cat @CovfefeCat]

Ah, hello!
Yes, I am still alive.
Hope all is well with you.

[Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda]

They switch the light
They spoil my nap
They ruin my night
I soil their lap

[Covfefe The Cat @CovfefeCat]

You better watch out
You better not hide
You better not pout I'm telling you why
Santa Paws isn't coming to town.
He decided cat naps are better.

[Valerie Cartwright @ValerianRoot86]

Have you Covfefe'd yourself today? @DruidCovfefe @CovfefeCat. @PrinceCovfefe. #thatCovfefeLife #CovfefeStillMatters #KeepitCovfefe #GetCovfefeBeforeCovfefeGetsYou

[Covfefe The Cat @CovfefeCat]

I have now been informed that Irish Cream is actually an alcoholic beverage.
Oh whiskers, no wonder I've not been able to maintain consciousness and composure.

[Covfefe The Cat @CovfefeCat]

I'm still around, laziness has gotten the better of me.
Also Cream.
Lots and lots of Irish Cream.

[Covfefe The Cat @CovfefeCat]

I saw a mouse!
Where?
There on the stair!

A little mouse with clogs on
Well I declare!
Going clip-clippety-clop in my belly.

[Curious Zelda @CuriousZelda]

Life makes sense under the covfefe table.