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COVtv. Because you'll never read a book.

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COVtv. Now available in UHF!

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COVtv • We're super duper excited about the death of net neutrality.

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WEEKDAYS - Tune in & take a daily dose of advice from a dimwitted charlatan who loves catchphrases. Only on COVtv.

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COVtv - Fuck it. We're not the right channel for everyone.

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COVtv: Because, for Christ's sake, how can you even stomach any of the garbage the other channels are shoveling down your throat?

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ONLY ON COVtv - Sharpen up your spoons, thaw out the ketchup, and learn to cook real good with Sally & Hunter weekdays at 11.

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@GialloFilm COVtv believes that the fact that there's a even a remake of Suspiria is the problem. We would choose Danny Elfman for the score.

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@GialloFilm The father of the CEO of COVtv used to stand up & yell at people to "shut the f**k up" if they were talking during a movie.

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WHERE EVER THERE'S NEWS we're watching it, taping it, taking notes and rebroadcasting it here. First. COVtv News. The only choice left.

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WEEKNIGHTS AT 7
Be the lucky contestant or contestants to go all in and win big prizes from the viagra fueled zombie host Richard Dawson.

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THIS FALL grab your dancing shoes & hustle on over to COVtv, where we have the remedy for Disco Fever.

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COMING THIS FALL: 9 contestants compete to see who can stay in the house the longest. But there's a catch: one of them is a serial killer.

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@joerogan There's only one source for news: COVtv.
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WHERE EVER THERE'S NEWS we're watching it, taping it, taking notes and rebroadcasting it here. First. COVtv News. The only choice left.

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@CovfefeS From hard hitting dramas like Maladroit & Disco Hospital to family fare like Covfefe Grampa & When Will You Learn?, COVtv has it all.

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THIS FALL former employees of the Children's Television Workshop & the US Department of Education teach your children to learn their place.

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What kind of programming do YOU want to see?
That's GREAT. Now go PRODUCE it.

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THIS FALL pack up your DREAMS & join MILLIONS of questionably TALENTED hopefuls who want to WIN a CONTEST of FAME & FORTUNE for our sponsors

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THIS FALL a man on the run for a crime he did not commit commits a multitude of crimes getting vengeance for those who got what they deserve

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COVtv. The pinnacle of civilization.