Covid-19

Attacking Centre Midfielder for SMEG UTD #TheNumber19 #MilnerRegen Trophy Count:🏆 🏆 🏆 🏆 🏆 #Serialwinner

[Covid-19 @Covid919]

@peestington @OldPeculier2 Man... I can still remember digging up your garden to put the kids in the ground, never felt such a relief in my life when it was done, was knackered #corpsecleanup #StayTrucking

[Covid-19 @Covid919]

Great to be in the local mag advertising our new recreational business @OldPeculier2, YuraPurv Co. - The log life is the best life #mudrunner #sponsored #Thelocalmag #TruckerLife

[Covid-19 @Covid919]

@MenOfGodFc1 Took you long enough to respond, was that the best you could come up with, I’m disappointed. Anyhow can’t wait to put 6 past you P.S I hate to break it to you but god doesn’t exist. #ClaphamCommon #EndViolenceAgainstWomen

[Covid-19 @Covid919]

All good things come to an end sadly, today @SmegUnited have decided that @ManjiManjdog will be forced to hang up his boots and progress onto coaching following relegation. #MBE #CovidCAM

[Covid-19 @Covid919]

@MNeekz You’re fucking shit.

[Covid-19 @Covid919]

My wife Flu gonna be riding me good tonight 😉 🏆 🏆 🏆 🏆 🏆 #GodzillavsKong #LetsGoBuffalo #18Again #Smeg @SmegUnited

[Covid-19 @Covid919]

@SmegUnited @SM3G_Blobfish @peestington @HughJaarden @ManjiManjdog @TikkleMr Not everyone can cope with the intensity we bring, looking forward to getting my hands on more silverware

[SMEG United @SmegUnited]

We’re on smoke tonight 😈😈@SM3G_Blobfish @Covid919 @peestington @HughJaarden @ManjiManjdog @TikkleMr

[Covid-19 @Covid919]

@ManjiManjdog

[Covid-19 @Covid919]

@ManjiManjdog age seems to really be taking its toll not only on his hair thickness but his performances on the pitch, gutted to see a man of his quality coming to the end of his career #YaGunnersYa #Smegmen #bringinfreshlegs #CovidCAM #COVIDSecondWave #bbcfootball #proclubs

[Covid-19 @Covid919]

@ManjiManjdog 🤥 just because your sexual partner is 16 does not reduce the inevitable effects of age. #Acceptyourreality #theyouthisgonewithinthisone #EndTrafficking #endnoncery #COVIDー19

[Covid-19 @Covid919]

Use code: C19 at check out for 15% off any @Myprotein products #CovidCAM #C19 #favouritism #BringbackTheDeathPenalty #911onFOX #clubs #ActOnClimate #sponsored #plugwalk

[Covid-19 @Covid919]

Gutted to have been relegated to Div 2 with @SmegUnited, looks unlikely @GarethSouthgate will select me for the euros this year, cheers @ManjiManjdog for causing this catastrophe and ruining my chances at representing my country on the international stage.

[Manchester City @ManCity]

How 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗹𝗮𝗱𝘀 line-up tonight! 🙌

XI | Ederson, Walker, Dias, Stones, Zinchenko, Fernandinho (C), Gundogan, De Bruyne, Bernardo, Sterling, Jesus

SUBS | Steffen, Rodrigo, Torres, Mendy, Mahrez, Cancelo, Foden, Delap, Doyle

⚽️ @HaysWorldwide
🔷 #ManCity

[Covid-19 @Covid919]

@Sidemen @Vikkstar123 @KirstyW95 David haye looks good

[Covid-19 @Covid919]

@GaryLineker Proper merked him here gaz #loveya #UpTheSmeg

[SMEG United @SmegUnited]

Tonight’s cup run has taken a hit as the majority of our 11 has tested positive for Coronavirus after a mass orgy at a @SM3G_Blobfish party. We’ve had to call in our reserve GK’s for the duty, wish them luck in their endeavours!

[Covid-19 @Covid919]

@HRKUnitedPS5 @SmegUnited I’m gonna make sure I break every players legs when we next play you #scumbags #dossers

[SMEG United @SmegUnited]

Happpy new year from everyone at @SmegUnited. Hoping for a better year in 2021 - more trophies to come 🥶