jealousy professor

a creature void of form

[jealousy professor @covrty]

I think I may take up screaming at the top of my lungs as a hobby or something

[Adrian Manuel @yoayyydrian]

if only Odysseus had seen TENET he & the Greeks coulda broken the walls of Troy with a Boeing 747 instead of breaking the laws of hospitality

[Blizzy @blizzy_mcguire]

Dennis' last stop before Kokomo ass day

[jealousy professor @covrty]

@activia_olivia This is so… beautiful???

[jealousy professor @covrty]

I’m having sooooooooo much fun being ill and convalescing this summer! I love non stop pain and vomiting!!!

[jealousy professor @covrty]

@realJaredGilman It’s tiny. The Wes Anderson moonrise kingdom costume for babies.

[nathan @nathanrobii]

that tenet rating

[jealousy professor @covrty]

I mean sure, if you are weak of will, impure of heart, and small of mind.

[T#3 @tykng_]

Going to the movies by yourself is literally a humiliation ritual

[Jack @HoeannaNewsom]

Me to the taco bell cashier

[Dan Wilbur @DanWilbur]

Sorry, folks. You can’t fully grasp the Odyssey by seeing a film version! You also can’t comprehend it by reading it in a book. You have to hear it sung by a bard in dactylic hexameter while in such an ecstatic state of drunkenness, you channel the Muse and add your own lines.

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

You can’t not show the whole scene man.

[jealousy professor @covrty]

I didn’t need one more reason to hate JJ Abram’s bitch ass, yet here we are. You better hope you and I NEVER cross paths pal… creating Gracie Abrams and now this… JAIL

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

‘THE BATMAN PART II’ has been delayed to February 18, 2028.

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

“I’m Johnny Knoxville, and THIS is Cronenberg’s Crash” [camera zooms out to reveal Chris Pontius dressed as Holly Hunter]

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for Alejandro G. Iñárritu's ‘DIGGER’, starring Tom Cruise.

The film follows the most powerful CEO in the world who must save the world from a disaster that he created.

In theaters on October 2.

[I Have Dog Cancer @IHAVEDOGCANCER]

Lindsey Graham died of an impacted and eventually ruptured colon due to opioid related constipation complicated by nearly constant butt-digging by Graham himself.

[jealousy professor @covrty]

They’re erasing history??? The Odyssey is a fucking piece of fiction. Too many of y’all are stupid as fuck. Like not smart At All.

[Duhlorean @Duhlorean98]

Blaire White, of all people, jumping on this Odyssey hate train must be one of the saddest things I’ve seen in a bit.

[TomWalker.bsky.social @tomwalkerisgood]

KOKO: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor

[jealousy professor @covrty]

The Fremen seeing the ocean for the first time… I never once doubted you, Denis.

[Alex Coleman @DarkOfTheMovie]

They’ve managed to make the greatest trailer of all time twice now

[jealousy professor @covrty]

@worm_savior no exactly