Gow the Cow

Lone survivor of the deadly mad cow disease. Full time mad bastid. My birthday wish this year is to kill that overgrown hairy blue fuck known as the cookie.

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Too early for uni *hits snooze*

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@Ifcanders @CurtisC_98 Can’t believe this is @ratinthehat3’s cousin! Baller!

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@cmonster7669 You’re dead you overgrown blue fuck

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Not usually one to do this but I’ve just woken up to see something that’s hurt both me and my family very deeply! Last night in the early hours of the morning my best friend green bean was attacked in the duncreggan road area. A large group of what can only be described as scum

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Here are a few photos of green bean, green tea and the suspects and once again if you do know anything which might help us catch these scum please do come forward!

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Any useful information I would just beg that you do come forward and not to be scared of these vicious thugs and hopefully their time of terror and intimidation will come to an end and justice will prevail!

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Who the fuck done that to ma wee pal green bean!

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@ratinthehat3 @BeenGreen_7 Fucking doortty wee bastard ye! I swear to fuck see if you have even touched my white reeboks you’ll be up to your knees in fucking cow pat 🤬🤬

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Any cunt seen that rat man bastard about? Him and his son rat in the hat have just stolen my tv and half my socks! Not in the mood for this today! #CokeComedown #GetMeADoubleVodka

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@BeenGreen_7 Fucking walking about in my near hooves here

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@BeenGreen_7 Tell him to give me my socks back now or the cunts dead

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@BeenGreen_7 Aye mate that sounds like a plan get myself a wee haircut on the way so I can feel good about myself and I’ll be feeling brand new pal! Want to stop for a cheeky Nando’s you horny wee cunt?

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Feel like I might just fuck off on my own for a few days and disappear! Had enough of this shit... smh #MadelineMcCanned #TuesdayThoughts #NeedAHoliday

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@BeenGreen_7 Heads wrecked here mate just need to stay aff it a while #Fried #HeadsInTheShed

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@ratinthehat3 I know man it’s tough out on these streets #FreeMyBruddahs

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Can’t fucking wait to get back and smoke a big joint with ma pals #TokedOutTuesdays #TooEarlyForThisShit #Blazed